Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

TPAM eats cereal with water. As in, instead of milk.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

TPAM speaks blasphemy! Don't listen to him or you imperil your soul!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

TPAM is denying the fact that she/he/they/idk loves eating cereal with water and attempting to hide it

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight is resisting, but soon they will sucumb and willing do my bidding.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise is secretly building an egg pigeon army to seize the means of production on dragcave.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 thinks she will thwart me with her feline recruits.

 

Spoiler

 

Edited April 9, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Darien]

Long_Before_Sunrine is the secret love child of Richard Simmons and Barney the Dinosaur...

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

😳🤬  That's low.

 

Darien is the annoying mascot for a roller derby team so bad that the members deny they're on it. 

[tuxedocatatonic]

Long_Before_Sunrise eats raw chicken every night for dinner

[Syiren]

tuxedocatatonic likes to pretend they're an astronaut and can fly to mars.

Edited April 12, 2021 by Syiren

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Syiren likes to punish Digimon for existing.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise enjoys relaxing to the sounds of food being loudly chewed and slurped before bed.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 was the source of those rude sounds. Been moonlighting as the Closet Monster.

[HangeZoe]

Long_Before_Sunrise is secretly a masive Trump supporter

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gavvv24 actually *loathes* cats. Like really hates them. Has made up cat slurs.

Also hates bread due to gluten intolerance.

 

 

Edited April 17, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

On 4/16/2021 at 11:29 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

lovecats99 was the source of those rude sounds.

 

My misophonia hates this sentence.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise enjoys listening to the sounds of ecosystem destruction and decline before leaving for work.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That would be the cats.

 

lovecats99 has a huge Teletubby collection, including life-sized costumes. The original actors are afraid.

[HangeZoe]

On 4/17/2021 at 12:32 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Also hates bread due to gluten intolerance.

Ok, that’s actually true. I have a gluten intolerance. 
 

Long-Before-Sunrise hates all the dragons on her scroll

[Lagie]

Gavvv24 is really a pirate logging in from the high seas.

[HangeZoe]

Yarrr, how did you know my secret? Arrrr

 Lagie is a dog

[Lovecats]

Gavvv24 is secretly a dog, also.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 is overfeeding their dragons, resulting in eggs that snidely have fat in thier codes.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is afraid of the dark so has an Elmo nightlight.

[Lovecats]

12 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

lovecats99 is overfeeding their dragons, resulting in eggs that snidely have fat in thier codes.

They're the healthy kind of fat! 😏

 

Lagie is secretly a person in a dog costume as, otherwise, they wouldn't be able to have brownies.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 and I neither have regular sleep schedules.

 

But more importantly, lovecats99 bartered my soul to Elmo.