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Caramelldansen. The middle part gets me everytime.

I always hear:

Dance on my horse

Cat jump in a handbag,

Yours, only yours,

I don't need to dance and

This no lie

Misa in the club sayin'

Live and be horse

We Caramelldansen.

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"She's a Brick... OW."

 

As in, She's a brick and then she threw a brick at you. My mother finds this to be hilarious.

 

Also, "I get no Doubt" instead of "I Get Knocked Down"

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Growing up around classic rock, I made a few blunders when I was little.

 

The song with, "she don't lie, cocaine." I always thought was, "she don't like cookies." tongue.gif

 

Also in Pink Floyd's The Wall, I thought "no dark sarcasm in the classroom" was "no dogs or cats in the classroom."

 

What do they have against pets? laugh.gif

Edited by Sister of the Dragon

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New Romantics: Coz' every day is like a bathtub...

Blank Space: the ever so famous GO LONELY STARBUCKS LOVERS

Monster: I'm friends with the mustard, that's under my bed

Where Did The Party Go: All the boys are smoking Mentos + I will skate to you if you make yourself sick fast enough

 

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I sometimes have problems with Creedence Clearwater Revival and John Fogerty. xd.png

 

BAD MOON RISING

 

Heard: "I've seen birth, quakes and lightnin'"

Actual: "I've seen earthquakes and lightnin'."

 

Heard: "Let's find and take your dad"

Actual: "Well it's bound to take your life"

 

Heard: "I hear the voice of racial ruin"

Actual: "I hear the voice of rage and ruin"

Edited by Beldarius

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Haven't thought about it in decades, but when I was a kid (and I'm talking 40-ish years back!) I used to think Jimmy Buffett was hunting a power tool rather than food seasoning in Margaritaville.

 

Instead of "Wastin' away again in Margaritaville. Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt," I would hear, "Searchin' for my lost jiggery saw."

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It may not sound too strange for most people, but ine Coldplay's "Hymn for the Weekend" I always happen to hear Beyonce sing "soa" instead of "so high". As i said this may not sound too strange, but soa is the Dutch word for STD...

 

 

Also in Screen by Twenty One Pilots, i can hear "we're broken" as "we're votin'"

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The lyrics from the song: Lips are Moving by Meghan Trainor sounds like "Caught you making tacos with your tongue" It really does.

 

 

But it is really "talking round in circles with your tongue" xd.png

 

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How I hear the bridge of "Blood Like Gasoline" by Against the Current:

 

Late tonight, telling me, found some birds.

You'll be the thunder, it won't get better.

But I'd say, baby, you, mind your steps!

Get in the ring cuz I like the weather.

Even tho, when we don't know our love is ageless.

 

But the actual lyrics are:

 

Late at night telling me if I was a rose.

You'll be the thorns and it won't get better.

But I say baby you're more like a storm".

Get in the rain cuz I like the weather.

Even tho, when we're done,

all we'll have left is ashes.

 

Listen for yourself, and experience the bad pronounciation of words.

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Taylor Swift's Remember Song

 

What I keep thinking she is singing:

 

Say you'll remember me, standing in an ice chest

 

What she's actually singing:

 

Say you'll remember me, standing in a nice dress

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Our zumba teacher thought "Cheap Thrills" (Sia) was "Cheap Girls". Now she shouts that out every time she plays the song. =p

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Taylor Swift's Remember Song

 

What I keep thinking she is singing:

 

Say you'll remember me, standing in an ice chest

 

What she's actually singing:

 

Say you'll remember me, standing in a nice dress

Okay that's hilarious, but fyi, the song's called Wildest Dreams.

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Running with the Wild things by Against the Current contains the line "Open the gate" but all I hear is "Open the gay"

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I sometimes have problems with Creedence Clearwater Revival and John Fogerty. xd.png

 

BAD MOON RISING

 

Heard: "I've seen birth, quakes and lightnin'"

Actual: "I've seen earthquakes and lightnin'."

 

Heard: "Let's find and take your dad"

Actual: "Well it's bound to take your life"

 

Heard: "I hear the voice of racial ruin"

Actual: "I hear the voice of rage and ruin"

Just have to add onto this one, I usually hear "There's a bathroom on the right" instead of "There's a bad moon on the rise" in that song heh.

 

I knew someone who thought the song Night Moves by Bob Seger was "Night Moos" and actually imagined that he was singing about cows wistfully mooing at night.

 

Hopefully when I'm listening to music I'll think of something else to post here, drawing a blank right now. P:

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Well, I'm sure there's been a few I've misheard.

But this video is my absolute favourite misheard lyrics thingy of all time tongue.gif

 

 

 

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Sugar, We're Goin Down by Fall Out Boy is famous for having misheard lyrics.

 

"We're going down down in an hunerrialin

 

and sugar we're going down swinging.

 

I'll be your number one with a bully

 

I know you've got cornflakes cockey and pulley"

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That one taylor swift song, I believe it's Blank Space, where she appears to say "starbucks lovers" when she really says "long list of ex-lovers".

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War and pieces by Sodom; it sounds a lot like "war and pizza" in different parts of the song and I love it.

Edited by Corgi-osis

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caramell - caramelldansen

 

"dance on your ball

cat ****ing a handbag

yours only yours

dora tickle dance band

it's no lie

lisa and the clown said

meh, anyhow

vagina malfunction"

 

i cannot unhear this

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Is this okay

Twenty one pilots: Heavydirtysoul.

The "Can you save my heavydirtysoul" part sounds like "Can you shave my HAIRY DINOSAUR"

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I spent way too long reading this and loling everywhere.

 

Our solemn hour by Within Temptation starts with: "Sanctus espirictus redeem us from our solemn hour" (spelling not accurate maybe)

some genius in the comments section heard: "Santas in speedos and demons run on solar power" 

https://youtu.be/yCxb8FwhzK8

 

i have more, but I don't remember them and I'm too lazy -_-

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Well, it's the right time of year for the misheard lyrics I to this day do an audio double take over even though I learned the correct lyrics as an adult:

 

In the meadow we can build a snowman

And pretend that he's a circus clown

We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman

Until the alligators knock him down

 

Years I spent wondering why alligators were present to knock over a hapless snowman. YEARS I TELL YOU.

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I have a slight hearing problem, so I mishear lyrics all the time.

 

I thought Green Light by Lorde was saying "On zombie island, come get my things" when it was really "Honey, I'll come get my things." I also thought that the first lyric to Crown by Birds of Tokyo was "Paul, look into my mouth" when it was really "Pour milk into my mouth." I thought it was funny because I have a cousin named Paul who's a dentist :P

 

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Original:

Sie sagt: „Baby, look,
I miss my funky friends“
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill


What I hear:

"I miss my f*****g friends
Sie meint Jack und Joe und Jill"


(Falco - Der Kommissar)

Edited by EmmaScarlet

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