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I just got done listening to Stupid by Girugamesh, then I was like "I can't tell if he said could commit a crime or can my papaya rape. Whaaaattt?" This happen to anyone else?

Lulz, that obviously doesn't make me the only person that's had problems with that song.

So, anyone else?

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Oh man. Too many to list/count. I've "lost" many since I started looking up lyrics, but there were definitely some "wtf" moments while listening to Good Charlotte.

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I ain't no holla-back, squirrel, I ain't no holla-back, squirrel.

 

Holla-back(dunno how to spell?) Girl, by Gwen Stephanie.

 

 

Also: Dirty deeds and the thundercheifs.

 

Not even kidding.

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Warning: language

 

I heard it as "Why do we always teleport?" instead of "Why do we always send the poor?"

 

I think mine actually works though, because later it repeats "Where the f*** are you?" several times. So teleporting seems logical enough. huh.gif

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fall out boy- going down swinging "Are you more that i pottied for yet, oh i'm dining at a table, waiting, for your long hair that i saw on two floors yet?" adjust static on radio, " are you more than i bargained for yet, oh! im dying to tell you annything, you wanna hear, cause that's just who i am this week" talk about a wtf moment.

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I always thought the Kaiser Cheifs were singing 'I've got tourettes'.

 

It turns out the words are 'I predict a riot'. The title of the song rolleyes.gif

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Most any song I listen to for the first time - I'm a music guy, not a lyrics guy.

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Listening to I will not bow for the first time I heard a few lyrics wrong that made me think what the...

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Most any song I listen to for the first time - I'm a music guy, not a lyrics guy.

I have a terrible sense of hearing when deciphering multiple sounds, so it takes me about 30 plays before I can get half the lyrics right. I still don't know all of them from some songs that have 300+ plays.... I never want to look them up though, cause my version is usually better anyway. tongue.gif

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I thought one song said "My willie's wet.". I always went blink.gif whenever I heard it, and often skipped that song just because of that line...

 

Ew.

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I ain't no holla-back, squirrel, I ain't no holla-back, squirrel.

 

Holla-back(dunno how to spell?) Girl, by Gwen Stephanie.

 

 

Also: Dirty deeds and the thundercheifs.

 

Not even kidding.

Hollaback is right as far as I can tell.

 

And the one about Dirty Deeds has gotten me countless times. xd.png Every time I hear those lyrics in that song I'm like 'lol what?'

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I love misheard lyrics!

Well in the song "Any Means Nescassary" by Hammerfall, at :43 seconds what happens is it sounds like they were saying rhymes with wussy "(insert word here) in your soul!"

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My personal favorite has to be

by my very old buddy Xikaze. He was a rockin' guy, it's a shame that he left the forum that we both frequented.

 

Also rad; Oh four tunas as found by my mother who was practicing the song for a choir event.

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How about the old classic Bad Moon Rising by Credence Clearwater Revival?

 

The chorus actually says:

 

"Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad moon on the rise."

 

But at least half the people I know agree that the last line of the chorus sounds more like, "There's a bathroom on the right."

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How about the old classic Bad Moon Rising by Credence Clearwater Revival?

 

The chorus actually says:

 

"Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad moon on the rise."

 

But at least half the people I know agree that the last line of the chorus sounds more like, "There's a bathroom on the right."

Bad MOOSE on the rise.

 

And FYI, it's called a Mondegreen.

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i was listening to "Break your heart" and i thought when they said "Im only gonna break break your break break your heart" i thought they said im only gonna r*p* r*p* your r*p* r*p* your heart" xd.png sorry, if this is inappropriate, i will immediately erase.

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How about the old classic Bad Moon Rising by Credence Clearwater Revival?

 

The chorus actually says:

 

"Don't go around tonight,

Well, it's bound to take your life,

There's a bad moon on the rise."

 

But at least half the people I know agree that the last line of the chorus sounds more like, "There's a bathroom on the right."

I've read this, like, 10 times already, and I still 'lol' at it xd.png

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Killing In The Name Of by Rage Against The Machine

 

I first heard it is "Some of those who ride horses." as opposed to the actual lyrics of "Some of those that were forces"

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What Lies Beneath by Breaking Benjamin

 

The beginning of the chorus says "So, I'll fight what lies beneath" and at first I thought it said "So, I'll fight the blasphemy". What's stupid is that I posted those lyrics on FB and no one bothered to correct me.

 

Also, Give Me A Sign by Breaking Benjamin.

 

What I thought it said: "For ever and ever the stars will remain"

What it really says: "For ever and ever the scars will remain"

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Also: Dirty deeds and the thundercheifs.

 

Not even kidding.

Same here, same here.

 

Also: "Sick Cycle Carousel" by Lifehouse. That phrase is repeated...a lot. But I didn't know that was the name at first because it was labeled something else when I downloaded it. So for a while I was kinda scared it was saying "suicide go kill myself." I mean, after "The Joke"...how the heck am I supposed to guess something like "Sick Cycle Carousel?"

 

And after catstaff's post I had to go look up that song and I laughed so hard. I'd swear those were the lyrics.

 

I also thought Give Me A Sign was stars. sad.gif

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I don't speak Spanish but I have my own made up lyrics to La Bamba. If I start singing it now it sounds like lalalalala bamba a nessa see una poca la tokya.... there's more but I'll spare you.

 

Also, I found out about a year ago that there's a song by Jimmy Buffett called Come Monday, not Come On Babe like I originally thought. It's extra embarassing when the title is wrong.

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*cough* I had a song I heard over the radio. It was called 'qiege'. 'Qiege' in Chinese has many meaning and one of it was to dismember. I thought' oh, no!' before I went online to look the lyrics up only to realise that 'qiege' was in fact, a song-change in karoake. dry.gif

 

Never mind if you don't understand, it's just me. tongue.gif

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