Badly Named Dragons: Part Deux

[White_dragon_2k9]

I have a dragon related to a Magi named Richard Cheese :3

 

And I guess my newest Dorkface hatchling counts, I called it Spill The Beans Dorkface.

[Takarameri]

My Horse Dragon is named "Save a Horse- Eat a Cowboy"

[ZiggyZaster]

You DO know what horse apples are, right? Almost more funny if you don't.

They're not just horse poo. They're also these things.

 

Anyway, I recently named my deep sea dragon AquaScum (she's part of the Aqua lineage, and I wanted to destroy the careful delicateness of the prefix name), after the tank cleaner on Finding Nemo. I'm surprised that wasn't taken.

 

Then there are:

 

Gyre and Gimble -- a Split named for an excerpt from a famous poem; can you guess which?

Mozzterella -- Cheese Dragon

Dragon Drop -- Neotropical. Like Drag & Drop

Edited September 6, 2009 by ZiggyZaster

[Cadcatz]

Latest addition: Water Horse called "They call me Mellow Jell-O"

 

I named some more last week, but there are too many "badly named" on my scroll to type

 

edit: maybe the 2 water walkers I named today...

 

"I Hate wet feet" and "No wet feet - I used the bridge"

Edited September 6, 2009 by Cadcatz

[double00beaver]

Oh hey Cadcatz.

 

I have one of her dragon pairs' child and named it after them.

 

I believe the parents are "Mother: Goodnight - Sleep Tight" and

"Father: The Bedbugs DID bite" so I named my sunset dragon "Ow - The Bedbug Bit Me".

[Fancypants]

A little frozen Frill Hatchling, named "Insert Frill Pun here." Well, 2/4 of my Frills have Frill puns.

[Dakki]

Magical Dishwashing Liquid

Countess Conundrum

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

 

[ZiggyZaster]

Magical Dishwashing Liquid

Countess Conundrum

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

Please marry me.

 

kthxbai.

[Flame Rising]

Just found this as one of my Alt Black's children:

 

kakapoopoopeepeeshier

 

Yeeeaaaah. Sounds like something my 1 year old would name it. Except he would have added "poopieface" in there somewhere.

[sara4cows]

My newly named deep sea female "Kelp Me"

[Disorient-me]

Oh my god--how could I *not* think of something as hilarious as 'Save a Horse- Eat a Cowboy'? ROFL!

 

My funniest ones are probably "I Didn't Do It," a mated pair with "It Wasn't Me." Sadly, none of the owners of the offspring seemed to go with me

 

I also named my Christmas '08 "Spriggy Stardust," and my sister called me an idiot. No taste for the classics, I suppose...

[Dakki]

Please marry me.

 

kthxbai.

 

I want to have a whole "low" themed group eventually

[stoked]

I'm with stupid (a Split)

I like tihs one a lot!

 

I can't say I have any particularly stupid dragon names..

[Wolf Wings]

I am now the proud owner of the "Little Dress Gang" as i call it, which includes such personages as "Frilly Little Green Dress" a frozen female frill and "Little Feathered Dress" a frozen chicken hatchling. Also "Little Paper Dress", the frozen paper, of course. All are at the bottom of my scroll, separate from my masses of badly named hatchlings.

 

I also have Limburger and Cheeses Christ, my two cheese adults.

 

Mousey Miss and Mousey Man, one of my pygmy pairs.

 

Four Flying Pancakes, a frozen sunrise hatchling.

 

Rescue Me, my black hatchling with the parents: Mother: "Princess to the Rescue" and Father: "Warrior to the Rescue"

 

And so many more, that i can't possibly list them all.

[DoogieRace]

My brother has a orchredrake named Michael Jackson ist keine Frau (Michael Jackson isn't a woman)...

 

And my worst name is Drown Under (poor deep sea dragon )

[Wolf Wings]

And my worst name is Drown Under (poor deep sea dragon )

LOVE IT!!! I am so jealous. I would love to have thought of that myself!

[Oddsoxdi]

I've two new hatchlings who whispered their names to me there's the baby Balloon Dorkface Big Boned Dorkface, and the baby Stone, Able Was I Ere I Saw Elbaite.

Edited September 10, 2009 by oddsoxdi

[Kaala]

BUMP

 

and a few from me:

 

BoysenberryPinkJellyFairy Floss - Sunrise

The Grandmother of all Rocks - stone

Funky Feet - purple Dino

Prickles - frozen vine hatchie

The Conqueror of all Bubbles - Red dragon... dont ask

 

I may have posted these before...i forget stuff like that and cant be bothered hunting for my last post

[camelopardia]

I've got a couple of rather bad names on my scroll.

 

Male whiptail-Whipping you to death since 2009

Male paper-The manliest piece of paper

Paper (when I first discovered that they had become genderless)-I got neutered

Female frozen white-White powderpuff

Male balloon-The big balloon

Male frozen red-Flaming hot dragon

Male frilled-Frilled exterminator

Frozen female summer-Bright little sunshine

[Cadcatz]

Just couldn't resist...Pygmy egg just hatched...

 

Please welcome "Big Friendly Giant" to the cave

[MissVampire13]

I have some badly named pygmies too...

This is the order they appear on my scroll:

 

OH NO I'M GONNA GET STEPPED ON (adult female)

OH NO NOT ME TOO (another adult female)

I'LL SAVE YOU (adult male and breeding partner for OH NO I'M GONNA GET STEPPED ON)

[elementallonewolf]

Lets see................

 

Umm

some of my less dignified names

Highschool Flame (red)

Swaan Drake (magi)

My Ivy League Boi (vine)

Princess Poison Ivy (vine)

Medicine Wolf (white)

 

 

[elementallonewolf]

They're not just horse poo. They're also these things.

 

Anyway, I recently named my deep sea dragon AquaScum (she's part of the Aqua lineage, and I wanted to destroy the careful delicateness of the prefix name), after the tank cleaner on Finding Nemo. I'm surprised that wasn't taken.

 

Then there are:

 

Gyre and Gimble -- a Split named for an excerpt from a famous poem; can you guess which?

Mozzterella -- Cheese Dragon

Dragon Drop -- Neotropical. Like Drag & Drop

It cant be clicked. i think its cuz its an apache/unix computer that you posted it on

then again i am not a computer genius.

[Ghost Cat]

I've got a couple.

 

What Did You Do Now-frozen female Split hatchling.

Why Is That Cat In Here-female Ochredrake.

Oh No You Did Not-Black hatchling.

Oh Yes I Just Did-Purple Dorsal hatchling.

Edited September 13, 2009 by Ghost Cat

[mr.bob806]

I found a dragon in one of my dragon's lineages named unpronouncable grape. and also I have a bunch of badly named dragons in my scroll, if you want to look, it's linked into one of the turkey sandwich gif

Edited September 14, 2009 by mr.bob806