The DragonCave Vending Machine!

[purplehaze]

You get a spy balloon.

 

I put in a box of chocolates.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a giddy Xocoatl in the midst of a bout of spring fever.

I put in a box of tissues. 

[purplehaze]

You get a Fever Wyvern.

 

I put in a red rose.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Your least favorite two-headed dragon on your scroll receives a brief visit from a red Crypt dragon who reminds it that immortality isn't guaranteed.

 

I put in a bag of grass clippings.

 

 

[purplehaze]

You get one of these:

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I put in an angry cat.

Edited February 25, 2023 by purplehaze

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The Dragoncave Vending Machine starts playing an instrumental version of Cat Scratch Fever when the cat escapes and climbs the Ent who starts flailing around.

 

I put in all of purplehaze's unused Kill slots from 2022.

[purplehaze]

You get dozens of dead eggs.

 

I put in all of Long_Before_Sunrise's 2023 cookies.

[Fuzzbucket]

You get a bottle of peptobismol.

 

I put in a balaclava

[Lagie]

You get a chilly winter day.

 

I put in several books from the same series.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a movie adaption that only has the characters and places in common.

 

I put in a can of Diet Dr. Thunder.

[Arlen]

You get a pamphlet requesting for you to collect a Dr. Magma and Dr. Ice

 

I put in 2 geode dragons

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a thank you letter from the Department of Geology.

 

I put in empty plastic Easter eggs.

[purplehaze]

You get a rubber chicken!

 

I put in a much-used paperback thesaurus.

[Lovecats]

You get a cute little paper dino!

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I put in a bundle of yarn.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a knitted cozy for your front door. 

 

I put in a dead leaf.

[Mystic_Halo]

You get a small pot of compost with an unknown seedling beginning to grow in it. 

 

I put in a sock.

[Lagie]

You get a Sockpuppet Strangler.

 

I put in a DVD.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a Betamax player with a petrified PBJ sandwich in it.

 

I put in a vial of bile.

 

[Lagie]

You get a poorly rhymed limerick.

 

I put in a dog biscuit.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a limited time offer to subscribe to BarkBox at a discount.

 

I put in a cup of melting ice.

[Lagie]

You get Al Gore.

 

I put in a used tissue.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a 3 gallon bucket of pine pollen.

 

I put in a report of the number of Xeno eggs that have been counted in the AP over the last six months.

[purplehaze]

You get an abacus.

 

I put in a Xeno egg!

[Lagie]

You get the same abacus but now the colours match the xeno eggs.

 

I put in a failed trade offer.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

A Nobleshield dragon gets a mission to find the trader and extract vengeance. You get video updates.

 

I put in a retired Furor pygmy.