The DragonCave Vending Machine!

[Lagie]

You get a grumpy old man yelling at kids to stay off his grass.

 

I put in a four leaf clover.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get six bottles of green beer in green bottles with green labels - brewed in Greenland. 

 

I put in a kitten calendar.

[purplehaze]

You get a large vat of cloying cuteness.

 

I put in a dead eggshell and a wasted kill slot.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get two Enraged Aegis.

 

I put in a Tatterdrake hatchling that's been dipped in the Vat of Cloying Cuteness and the tongs used to dip it.

[purplehaze]

You get a dragon that looks very cute while it chases you around with a pair of tongs!

 

I put in the dust bunny I found under my bed.

[Lagie]

You get a basket of grey Easter eggs.

 

I put in a LEGO brick.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a burlap bag of Lincoln Logs.

 

I put in a recording of that really annoying Little Ceasars comnercial.

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[purplehaze]

You get a toga and a laurel crown.

 

I put in a cheap plastic bead necklace.

[ShadowMistaken]

You get a slice of 5-year-aged gouda.

 

I put in an empty hard drive.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get five unopened boxes of Windows 98.

 

I put in a small bag of crushed aluminum drink cans 

 

[Lagie]

You get funding for summer camp.

(Seriously. Through a program called Cans for Kids, we get money for our shelter's summer camp by collecting soda cans.)

 

I put in a noisy taxi that needs a new muffler.

[purplehaze]

You get a smoke bomb.

 

I put in a big fluffy pillow (not a fluffy Pillow!)

[Lagie]

You get ... tada! ... a fluffy Pillow!

 

I put in a single raindrop.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a bumper sticker that says "An angel spit on my windshield."

 

I put in a real horseshoe.

[purplehaze]

You get a horseshoe crab.

 

I put in a lovely sunset.

[Lagie]

You get a green flash.

 

I put in my freshly-laundered slippers.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get twenty rolled up and banded newspapers.

 

I put in my lack of energy. 

[purplehaze]

You get a bottle of nasty-tasting green tonic.

 

I put in a tube of glitter glue.

[Lagie]

You get Rainbow Sparkle Pony.

 

I put in an old-fashioned film camera.

[ShadowMistaken]

You get a golden Easter egg.

 

I put in a jar of cloud slime.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a set of Poopsie Slime Surprise unicorn dolls.

 

I put in a vial of misty rainwater and pollen gathered from my windshield on a forecasted "sunny" day.

[purplehaze]

You get a box of Puffs with soothing lotion and a bottle of Claritin 24-hour.

 

I put in a dog toy with all the stuffing torn out.

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a dog crate with a wirehaired shelter dog in it (who'll soon learn to destroy stuff from the old pro).

 

I put in a rejected 2G egg from two April Fool's Mints.

[Lagie]

You get nothing. It gets a new home with me.

 

I put in a spork.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get vintage catalogs of Oneida silverware patterns.

 

I put in a Compulsive Poster breakfast.