The DragonCave Vending Machine!

[Arlen]

This is a game I've played over on Pokefarm Q before I quit, and I decided it might be nice to bring it here!

Here's how it works:

-The starting person (in this case me, the host) puts something in (ex: "I put in a CB gold") 

-The next person says what they got, then what they put in next (ex: "You get a ball of lint! I put in an S2 pillow hatchy")

-The next person says what they got, and what they put in... and then it loops on and on until the end of time!

It doesn't need to be DC related, and don't be afraid to get silly about it! What they get out of the machine can be completely nonsensical if you want.

 

I'll start,

 

I put in 100 mana shards

Edited February 10, 2023 by Arlen
tiny grammar mistake

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a guilty looking Misfit Pygmy possessively clutching an fancy handkerchief edged with lace.

I put in a dozen fresh chicken eggs.

[purplehaze]

You get an omelet.

I put in a tiny little Dusk pygmy.

[Arlen]

You get a ginormous plated colossus

 

I put in a nondescript box

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get an notice from Fed-Ex that your package was came open in route and was discarded and you need to send a replacement to the receiver.

I put in seven nickles. We used to to call them Bees. We'd say give me five Bees for a quarter. 

Edited February 11, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Cheesecake_Raccoon]

You get three hundred adorable kittens that you'll never be able to pet because they will run away when they see you. 

I put in a slice of bread. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get an analysis printout of all the chemicals the wheat has been exposed to since it was a kernel saved to be planted.

I put a 5 lb. bag of cat food in. 

[Lagie]

You get a crazy cat lady and her swarm of cats.

 

I put a brownie in.

 

(There used to be one of these threads waaay back when I first joined the forums. )

[Arlen]

5 hours ago, Lagie said:

(There used to be one of these threads waaay back when I first joined the forums. )

Nice!

 

You get all the ingredients back

 

I put in the replacement package

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a notice that the driver is unable to find the house and is returning the package

I put a bowl of loaded mashed potatoes in.

[Arlen]

You get a mint dragon that just might have a bit of the mashed potato left on his face

 

I put in a harshly-worded letter towards fedex

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You recieve a generic form letter that basically says they apologize and their goal is satisfied customers.

I put a roll of pennies that has been in the glove compartment for three years.

[Lagie]

You get some funky artwork.

 

I put in a xocoatl egg.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a messy 38G egg as a thank you from a careless breeder.

I put in a new and ugly pair of eyeglasses.

[purplehaze]

You get an unidentifiable lump of melted plastic.

I put in a lovely SAltkin hatchie.

[Lagie]

You get a large pile of salt.

 

I put in a dino egg.

[purplehaze]

You get a speckled stone.

 

I put in an old shoe.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get an lecture from a leprechaun on how machines ruined the cobblers trade and no one takes care of their shoes anymore. Then he shows you what he has for sale on Etsy. 

I put in an old classroom Valentine that was neither addressed to me or signed by me.

[Lagie]

You get a bowl of cinnamon candy hearts.

 

I put in a seashell I found on the beach.

[Fuzzbucket]

You get a bowl of ramen.

 

I put in a china elephant.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a box of assorted thrift store items.

I put in an expired phone card.

[purplehaze]

You get a set of head phones that constantly play expired music.

 

I put in a meaningless certificate of appreciation.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a slice of pizza, a bottle of room temperature water and a small plastic cup of fruit cocktail.

I put in a set of headphones that are playing some weird archaic music.

[Lagie]

You get a record player and some 78's.

 

I put in an airplane.

[Fuzzbucket]

You get a broken air conditioner.

 

I put in a used handkerchief.