The DragonCave Vending Machine!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a box set of Nickelodeon's Double Dare game show.

I put in Scrat, the sabertoothed squirrel from Ice Age.

[Fuzzbucket]

I put in a dog biscuit.

 

You get a dessert pizza with marshmallows.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a Cerebus statue with motion detection that causes it to utter an unconvincing growling noise.

I put in a book of Norse myths.

[purplehaze]

You get a sack of horse feed.

 

I put in a four-leaf clover.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a small corked flask labeled Banshee's Well.

I put in an unopened container of eyeshadow.

[Lagie]

You get an eyepatch.

 

I put in a wood frog.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a rainbow flag.

I put in Lagie's car keys.

[Lagie]

You get an old jalopy.

 

I put in a cup of coffee.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get an unassembled coffee table.

I put in whatever-this-car-part-is-that-just-fell-off.

[mishhelle]

you get a collection of empty perfume bottles

 

I put in a carnivorous plant

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You recieve a very surprised looking Ghanser that immediately tries to run away.

 

I put in a straw broom.

 

Edited February 21, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Fuzzbucket]

You get a bottle of alcohol free whisky.

 

I put in a dead rat in a Santa suit.

[Lagie]

You get a stocking full of coal.

 

I put in a jigsaw puzzle with one piece missing.

[purplehaze]

You get a single puzzle piece.

 

I put in an empty Amazon Prime bubble pack.

[Lagie]

Kerblam!

 

I put in a Bandaid.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get an appointment card for updating your shots.

I put in an expired coupon for a Swifter.

[Arlen]

You get an expired 500 dollar pizza hut gift card

 

I put in all those darned view-bombers!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a dump truck load of smelly empty eggshells. 

I put in a wild horse.

[purplehaze]

You get a unicorn.

 

I put in the magicians bunny.

[ShadowMistaken]

You get a copper coil.

 

I put in a Dr. Seuss bookmark.

Edited February 23, 2023 by ShadowMistaken

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get a video of Ted Cruz reading Green Eggs and Ham to Congress.

I put in a Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme.

[purplehaze]

You get a Nutter Butter cookie

 

I put in a shy little Mint hatchie

[ShadowMistaken]

You get a rambunctious Brute hatchling.

I put in a chicken sandwich.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You get an retro Ronald McDonald statue. 

I put in an umbrella.

[Lagie]

You get Mary Poppins.

 

I put in a 747.