Posted September 28, 2015 Last eat yourself... How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) ..it drank 10 cans of Red Bull 30 minutes prior? Remember, don't forget to.. Edited September 28, 2015 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) Always eat a PBJ when twerking. 1+1=... Edited September 28, 2015 by Draconiusultamius Share this post Link to post
Posted September 29, 2015 ...2 sticks that spell out "11." I hear the country needs some rain, and yet... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 29, 2015 i empty and refill my swimming pool everyday i wonder where i can find..... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2015 a can of Fresca soda. I wonder why I didn't.... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2015 ..have that nightmare. I slept great! <reference> Hey, what do you think you're doing with those.. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ...severed heads? Scuse me, but what do you think... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 I should do with all these coffins you just dug up? Why is it that..... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ...everybody says the sky is blue? I'm pretty sure it's purple. What did you... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ...do with my cat? She's gotten a little chubby recently... Why is that book... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ...befriend with unfriendly another friend's friends. All in all you're just... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ..a cabbage, Jeremy. You never Turnip for our meetings. Beet it, shrimpy And all this time I was looking for a.. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ...pencil sharpener, when I should have been looking for a monkey. He thinks he's all that, just because... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 1, 2015 ...he liked All That (90's show). I got an annoying headache thanks to... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 2, 2015 ...eating almost a carton of ice cream. Whoops. I've hated ice cream ever since... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 2, 2015 ...I had to survive entirely on ice cream for a month while I was stranded in an abandoned house. Where have all the... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2015 ...Hotwheels cars gone? *squints* Are they under the dishwasher? Why did the cat... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2015 ...chase the dog? That's not how it works! Why won't my pet turtle.... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2015 ...stop eating his brethren? Who ya gonna call, ... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2015 GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! (There is absolutely no other way to answer that) When in doubt, remember... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2015 ...that running away from your problem is always the best. For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 4, 2015 ...eating your own toes; please get a professional. Actions speak louder than... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 4, 2015 ... a picture of sad Keanu. Every morning when I look in the mirror... Share this post Link to post
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