Posted October 4, 2015 ...I think what if elephants had wings and could suck blood with their trunks like mosquitoes. Do you even... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 5, 2015 know how many times your homework has been incomplete this year? Yesterday, when I saw him outside he..... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 ...was levitating above his lawn, so I'm not sure why you think something would be wrong with him. I'm not crazy, I can... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 ... see sounds and hear colours. When mother cooked dinner last night... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 ...it burned terribly, and we only had burnt lumps to eat. When I grow up, I... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 ...want to own a tiny appartment and keep 30 cats in it. If I win the lottery... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 11, 2015 I will give all the money too Darien... Why did the man go... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 all the way out into the neighbor's garden to get some tomatoes when there is a refrigerator full right here? Why is that ..... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 When ever I talk everyone's faces melt? THIS IS... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 ...THE WORST CHICKEN SOUP I HAVE EVER TASTED. No thanks, I prefer... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 ...real men. I thought the clown had a pie in his hand, but... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 ...it was an axe and he killed me. Now that I'm dead..., Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 ..I should probably go steal some ghost waffles from the ghost house. Why on earth is the sky.. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2015 ...raining fluffy kittens? Ouch! My turtle just... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 13, 2015 ...bit me - after it flew straight into my face! Let's meet at... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 13, 2015 ..platform 9 and three quarters so we can let the games begin! may the odds ever be in your favour I used to always go on the.. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 15, 2015 elevator until I found out it was healthier to take the stairs. How come.... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 15, 2015 ...stairs cause more accidents than elevators? From now on, I think I'll just... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 15, 2015 ...stay here and mope, instead of doing it on a busy road. No matter what, always... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 15, 2015 ..wash the beaker before you incinerate it. Cleanliness is kindness! Oh my god, I forgot my.. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 15, 2015 ...driver's license, I left it at the bank I robbed. If I could choose how to get rich, I would... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 16, 2015 ...become the president of a huge company and sell all my stocks. If only I could go... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 16, 2015 ...back to the swamp that the humans stole from me. I want to eat some... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 16, 2015 ...stinky green onions. When will I ever be able to.... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 16, 2015 ...legally marry the celebrity author I kidnapped? Oh, dear - I seem to be... Share this post Link to post
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