Posted September 14, 2015 ...bake people into pies. Excuse me miss, but have you...? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 14, 2015 ... tried to make lemonade when life gave you lemons? You should probably... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 15, 2015 (edited) ...go to the another castle to see Princess Peach, she isn't here. When in doubt, ... Edited September 15, 2015 by JolteonTails Share this post Link to post
Posted September 15, 2015 ...run in a circle, waving your arms and screaming bloody murder. I think, therefore... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 16, 2015 ...I am destined to take over the world. Whatever gave you the idea that you could... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2015 grow a peach tree from an avocado pit? What did you do with that..... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2015 let the dragons tear up the house while I'm away? Did you forget to.... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2015 say I love you? Please go to the store and buy.. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2015 me a dozen red roses and a few pink ones and then set them in a vase arranged with baby's breath and ferns so I can look at them all day. Well, if you really wanted.... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2015 (edited) ... to, then you should of done it! Why was there... Edited September 19, 2015 by Joalexik Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2015 an empty almond milk container left in the refrigerator and why didn't you replace it if you drank the last of it? I walked half way through the forest and then... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2015 ... realized I wasn't wearing any clothes. As I was driving through the safari park... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2015 I ate all of the toilet paper... Last night I dreamed... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 26, 2015 ...that I was dreaming about me dreaming about me dreaming... When I was a little boy... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 I found a magic bean, I planted it in the ground, it grew into a beautiful bean stalk, I climbed up it, found a gold dragon egg, climbed back down, and put it on my scroll. Yesterday while I was walking.... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 I saw the underwear Gnomes... Have you see the... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 ..always remember to throw pebbles at the local teens. The best thing thats ever happened to me has to be.. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 the day I Juggle chain saws on a unicycle foe the every first time ... How many times... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 ... have I watched that seagull steal a bag of crisps? To escape reality, recently I have started... Share this post Link to post
Posted September 27, 2015 ..painting the walls of my house in mustard to scare away the flamingos. What happens to us when we.. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 (edited) ...shuttle our spacecraft into a black hole? If I was a pirate... Edited September 28, 2015 by m_overdone Share this post Link to post
Posted September 28, 2015 I wouldn't have a parrot on my shoulder, I'd have a vulture, a mean one, that liked to take bites out of people. When did you.... Share this post Link to post
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