Posted January 16, 2016 ..ran into a bus and bruised his nose. Have you heard about.. Share this post Link to post
Posted January 18, 2016 ...someone broke their electric bass fighting an evil robot. I can't believe that you... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 18, 2016 ...ate a whole pizza in less than 5 min Today is the day that... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 19, 2016 ...robots took over the world. There is a cat... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 19, 2016 ...in the hat having a sat on a mat. What time is... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 19, 2016 ...time that they fly those propaganda leaflet? You turn on TV and... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 19, 2016 ...it blows up in your face. A snake will always... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 20, 2016 ...be scaly. In a zombie apocalypse, be sure to... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 24, 2016 ...finish your homework. Today I finally got to meet... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 24, 2016 ...my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate For dinner, I will have... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) ...you. I am taking... Edited January 25, 2016 by m_overdone Share this post Link to post
Posted January 25, 2016 Godzilla to see his grandma. Oh where, oh where has my.... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 25, 2016 (edited) ...brand new, limited edition fishing rod gone? I can't find it anywhere and now I won't be able to go fishing. What's worse, I can never teach my son how to fish. What kind of a father am I if I can teach my boy how to fish? I'm a disgrace to every dad across America, a disgrace I tell you. I can never look my neighbor Bill in the eyes again without feeling ashamed of myself. I'm so sorry, son. Twinkle twinkle little... Edited January 25, 2016 by Silverwinter Share this post Link to post
Posted January 25, 2016 .....tiny tiny insignificant organism. Today is the day that I.... Share this post Link to post
Posted January 26, 2016 ...become a robot and take over the world. You get an "E" for... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2016 Cheese sandwich, someone is hungry. Running is... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 1, 2016 ...best used for escaping from zombies. You used to call me on my... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2016 Hold someone hostage and get someone else to do it for you. If you need something... Share this post Link to post
Posted February 2, 2016 (edited) ...don't ask me about it because I'll be way too busy in my garage gluing rocks together. So far I've glued together about six thousand rocks. Now that's a lot of rocks. And sure, some would say "Hey, that's a waste of time", but you know what? It shows I'm dedicated. Rocks are my life, my passion, the reason I get out of bed in the morning. If I'm not gluing rocks together, I'm not living. I hope there's... Edited February 2, 2016 by Silverwinter Share this post Link to post
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