Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Snowwall]

You must a terrible copy-cat! You can use it as a mirror, though

 

Waiter, there is a Timelord in my soup! He's quite a dandy, but I ordered vegetarian

[Sockrael]

Timelord!? Alright, where's the thing trying to destroy us that came with it.

 

Waiter, there's a dalek in my soup!

[Snowwall]

Paint it pink and take it to a disco!

 

Waiter, there is a TARDIS in my soup! Or, rather, all my soup leaked into the thing

[Denwayasha]

Now it's wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey soup!

 

(in keeping with the DW theme... ) Waiter! There's a sonic screwdriver in my soup!

[Snowwall]

Quick! Hide it! It'll come in handy when you're in a cell, looking for a way out!

 

Waiter, there's a book "Prison Cells of the Universe, by Josephine Grant" in my soup. What kind of a nasty person would put a book into such a cold, wet place?! Hmmm! The fact that the soup is cold does no good to my opinion of the establishment, either!

Edited June 4, 2014 by Snowwall

[Anak]

Put it back in the library where it belongs.

 

Waiter there's a tumblr blog in my soup pls help

[Nanashi]

Follow it?

 

Waiter/Waitress, there is a dead-looking ca- Oh, wait, that's my reflection. Erm, there's a fire in my soup.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Just blow on it

 

Waiter/Waitress! There's a seacatsmew in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

You did order the extra-spicy soup, right? 'd lol

 

That's okay, she's quite friendly~

 

Waiter! There's... some kind of amulet in my soup?

Edited June 4, 2014 by Denwayasha

[Sockrael]

Wear it for good luck! After you clean it off, of course.

 

Waiter, your computer is in my soup!

[Snowwall]

It's not a computer, it's a smartphone! Too smart for its own good, it seems... Thanks for finding it! *Scolds the machine for wandering off*

 

Waiter, there is honey in my soup!

[Anak]

Oh no.

Oh no.

ruN FAST, RUN FAR. YOU WILL HAVE NO HOPE WHEN THE BEARS ARRIVE.

 

Ok so anyways, waiter thERE'S A BEAR IN MY SOU P.

[Denwayasha]

Silly bear! That's soup you're sitting in not porridge. *shoos it back into the forest*

 

Waiter! There are snails in my soup, and I didn't even order the escargot!

[solarflare3000]

Oh those are my pet snails! Thanks for finding them! Bad snails! -snails begin to crawl back home, very slowly-

 

Waiter, there's a rabid skunk in my soup!

[Sockrael]

Call animal control and ask them to take it away before it bites you.

 

Waiter, there's a tank in my soup! I don't know how it fit into the bowl.

[solarflare3000]

Do you have any fish? If you do, the chef might have eaten them...

 

Waiter, an alien is eating my soup!!! AH! INVASION!!!

[Sockrael]

Maybe it wants to phone home.

 

Waiter, there's a hairbrush in my soup.

[solarflare3000]

Our chef is hairbrush hoarder, but he doesn't even have any hair!

 

Waiter, there is an epic face in my soup!

[sh20000sh]

That soup is too "clean" so you are looking at your face.

 

Waiter, there is a 18GB USB drive in my soup;

[Exorian]

We didn't have enough memory for it. Sorry.

 

Waiter, there's an ad in my soup!

[georgexu94]

You have to be a premium member customer to block ads.

 

Waiter, there's an elephant in my soup.

[Snowwall]

Here is a mouse to keep it company <:3)~~~

 

Waiter, there is a shopping bag in my soup!

[solarflare3000]

The soup went shopping earlier and probably forgot to return the shopping bag.

 

Waiter, there is a T-rex eating my soup! Get it away before it eats me!!!

[Snowwall]

You have a whole cave-full of dragons, ask them for help! They are related to dinosaurs, right?

 

Waiter, there is a pillow in my soup!

Edited June 6, 2014 by Snowwall

[solarflare3000]

The chef is having a sleepover tonight. He must have mistaken the soup bowl for a storage place again!

 

 

Waiter, there is a parakeet in my soup! And it keeps insulting me!!!

Edited June 6, 2014 by solarflare3000