Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[georgexu94]

Fear her!

 

Waiter, there's a Calculus book in mah soup.

[DustyBelle]

Waiter, there is a cat in my soup!

[georgexu94]

It's catsup (cat soup)

 

WAITER, THERE's a Calculus book in mah soup.

[Denwayasha]

Yep, they say that people should eat more brain food, so Calculus Soup it is. It was that or Theoretical Physics, take your pick.

 

Waiter! There's a Vine dragon in my soup!

[Anak]

Your dragons belong in your scroll, sir, not in your soup.

 

However, there is a scroll in my soup. Hey, waiter?!

[Denwayasha]

Scrolls add extra fiber, didn't you know?

 

Uh waiter...? Why are you standing in my soup?

[Yeeyee]

*picks waiter up, and throws him out of your soup* there you go.

 

 

Waiter mcsoupfeet, there is a GoN egg in my soup.

[Sockrael]

I don't know how many times I have to explain to the chef that egg soup does not have dragon eggs in it.

 

Waiter, there's a notebook in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Congratulations! You've found a Guardian of Noodles dragon!

 

Waiter, what's this butterfly doing in my soup?

[georgexu94]

@Sockrael: Then sketch on it, beautiful ma'am. I know you always love to have a sketch pad.

@Denwayasha: Ah! The butterfly? It is to add beauty to your soup as mere decoration but please do not eat it. It's the pet of our chef. *gestures to the butterfly* Lyn, you may flutter around now. Don't bathe too long.

 

Waitress, there's a mobile phone in my soup.

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[Nanashi]

Break it.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a strawberry in my soup. Not that I'm complaining- I like strawberries- but it's a bit odd, considering I ordered the fish soup...

[Sockrael]

Then eat the strawberry. It won't bite you back.

 

Waiter, there's a cake in my soup!

[georgexu94]

It's a surprise for you, dear.

 

Waiter, there's a beautiful girl in my soup!

[Nanashi]

Who the heck put her in there?

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a unfinished book in my soup... It's mine and I need to finish writing it...

[DustyBelle]

If it's a story about spies and assasins , hand it back. I haven't finished writing it.

 

 

Waiter there is a lit candle in my soup!

[Nanashi]

Burn everything down with it.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a flamethrower in my soup. *evil laughter*

[Denwayasha]

Yes, it keeps the soup warm.

 

Waiter, there's a goldfish in my soup!

[Nanashi]

Keep it as a pet.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a clown in my soup...

[Sockrael]

It wants you to go to the circus.

 

Waiter, there's a clock in my soup!

[Nanashi]

That's where it went... It must have fallen.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a sock in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Sorry miss, the cook tends to mix up the grocery list and the laundry list...

 

Waiter, there's an owl in my soup!

[Sockrael]

Sorry, the chef has been keeping birds in the kitchen recently.

 

Waiter, there's a .gif replacing my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Yes, it's virtual soup. Lower calorie that way.

 

Waiter, there's a frog in my soup!

[Sockrael]

The chef wanted it to hop out at you on the menu. You can remove it and keep it as a pet if you wish.

 

Waiter, why is there a pillow in my soup?

[Nanashi]

Because I put it there.

 

Waiter/Waitress, there's a copy of me in my soup.