One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Naraku]

One does not simply ride a hellhorse that's riding on Swagways into Mordor.

[Clya]

One does not simply magically teleport away from but then later to decide to go ride a unicorn into Mordor

Edited January 6, 2016 by Clya

[Darien]

One does not simply run naked into Mordor...

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply sleepwalk into Mordor

[Naraku]

One does not simply kick the same pebble again and again as they moonwalk into Mordor.

[Darien]

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply ride a Trojan horse into Mordor

[Syiren]

One does not simply Happy Dance into Mordor.

[SuddenlySnivy]

One does not simply ride a goat into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply limbo into Mordor...

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply sashay into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply fly a Viper into Mordor...

[WaterScorpion]

One does on simply drive a racecar into Mordor

[Leaf_Blaziken]

One does not simply fart into Mordor

lol

[Darien]

One does not simply UPS them self into Mordor...

[heytheregirl]

One does not simply try in Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply shake a leg into Mordor

[Wildmoon]

One does not simply apparate into Mordor.

 

Its the wrong universe/fandom. >.>

[Quackerz]

One does not simply tap dance into Mordor.

[heytheregirl]

In Soviet Russia, Mordor simply walks into you.

 

[DuskOfTheStars]

One does not simply ride a Black Dragon into Mordor.

 

They ride an Alt Black Dragon into Mordor.

[Kyneko]

"One does not simply fall into mordor"

[Anniepimm]

[Darien]

[Felixr2]

One does not simply throw his own head into Mordor.