One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Jashypoo]

One does not simply trip into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply cannonball into Mordor...

[Naraku]

One does not simply tiptoe into Mordor.

[Lovecats]

One does not simply throw an oversized Pikachu into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply draw a line into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply leave a trail of bread crumbs into Mordor

[Naraku]

One does not simply leave a trail of pebbles into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply bring Sean Bean alive into Mordor

[Naraku]

One does not simply sneak a peek into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply multiply into Mordor

[Naraku]

One does not simply dump their pencil waste into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply moonwalk into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply parachute into Mordor...

[Draconiusultamius]

One does not simply eat cookies while dancing into the Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply ride a unicorn into Mordor...

[Naraku]

One does not simply Kamehameha into Mordor.

[Darien]

[Mew_1]

One does not simply ride Shelob into Mordor.

[Twilight-Stasis]

One does not simply ride a surfing llama into mordor

 

(look up surfing llama)

[Darien]

[Naraku]

One does not simply ride a Segway PT into Mordor.

[silverfox12578]

One does not simply do the Gandalf-style into Mordor...

Edited August 5, 2015 by silverfox12578

[Leidarendi]

One does not simply barrel-roll into Mordor.

[Ambellina1994]

One does not simply ride a kitten into Mordor..

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply do the Haka into Mordor