One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

[Felixr2]

One does not simply eat his way through salad, cheese and chocolate into mordor. Omnomnom.

[navimei]

One does not simply binge-watch his way into Mordor.

[wondergirl888]

One does not simply break down a very large and fancy set of doors into Mordor.

[Darien]

[DarkShinyLugia]

One does not simply jaywalk into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply limbo dance into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply tunnel his way with a plastic spoon into Mordor

[Lemniscate]

One does not simply disguise oneself in a Campbell's soup can and roll into Mordor.

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply mindlessly walk into Mordor while reading a book.

[Darien]

One does not simply FedEx them self over night into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply throw newspapers into Mordor

[NathanBros]

One does not simply elect Trump into Mordor.

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply skip a rock into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply swing into Mordor...

[ShadowMonster]

One does not simply ride a camel into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply ride a hot air balloon into Mordor...

[The_Impossible_Girl]

One does not simply moon walk (the dance move) into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply careen into Mordor.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

One does not simply prance into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply send Hodor into Mordor

[coo_]

One does not simply "m'lady" *tips fedora* into Mordor.

[Confused Cat]

One does not simply ride a Cheese dragon into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply take a gondola into Mordor.

[flockof-doves]

one does not simply carmelldansen into mordor