One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[bord]

One does not simply offer nice eggs to strangers while driving into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One simply does not drive a tanker into Mordor under the pretense of delivering 'get the redness out' eye drops for the Eye of Sauron.

[Darien]

One dose not simply UPS into Mordor...

Edited May 17, 2023 by Darien

[Lagie]

One does not simply pogo stick into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply move into Mordor and try to set up a HOA.

Edited May 18, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

One does not simply unicycle into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply send a dental hygienist into Mordor to teach orcs how to brush.

[Lagie]

One does not simply dig with a teaspoon into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply arrive in Mordor at 5:45 am to await the start of a yard sale.

[Lagie]

No. That's what people do here, though.

 

One does not simply ride a fire-breathing dragon into Mordor.

[Trebonth]

One does not simply shift the timelines to get into Mordor.

[Lagie]

One does not simply wibble wobble into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply drive a  Universal Studios tour bus into Mordor.

[Lagie]

One does not simply high dive into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply boogieboard into Mordor.

9 hours ago, Lagie said:

One does not simply high dive into Mordor.

Unless you're a Great Eagle.

[Lagie]

 

One does not simply bunny hop into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply blow into Mordor and introduce yourself as "The Breeze."

[Lagie]

One does not simply stroll with a metal detector into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply threaten to call the cops in Mordor.

[Lagie]

One does not simply invoke the Fifth Amendment into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply send Orkin into Mordor to deal with the orc infestation. 

[Lagie]

 

One does not simply haggle one's way into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply stand outside the gates, waving signs, chanting, and demanding entrance into Mordor. 

[Lagie]

One does not simply weedwhack one's way into Mordor.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

One does not simply reverse course back into Mordor after encountering a politician.