One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply take a train into Mordor

[Twilight-Stasis]

one does not simply sharknado into mordor

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply find a simple route into Mordor

[littledangel]

[Keekeecat]

[WaterScorpion]

eww, that is utterly disgusting

 

One does not simply send dragons into Mordor

[Esko]

Man behöver inte bara klicka på en länk i Mordor

[WaterScorpion]

please translate

 

One does not simply take a picnic into Mordor

[stagazer_7]

[WaterScorpion]

oh, but he clearly has a portal gun, meaning that he can.

 

One does not simply send an email into Mordor

[littledangel]

[WaterScorpion]

hehe

 

One does not simply cater into Mordor.

[littledangel]

[Fightandspawn]

One does not simply eat donuts while riding a minecart pulled by a unicorn into mordor.

[Yamato_K]

[WaterScorpion]

haha, yes

 

One does not simply drive into Mordor.

[Muchsyrup]

one does not simply congo line into mordor

[Twilight-Stasis]

One does not simply flop into mordor

[littledangel]

[RockChick]

Take a bus load of lady-boys into Mordor

[littledangel]

[Yamato_K]

[RockChick]

one does not simply go streaking into Mordor

[littledangel]

[Muchsyrup]

one does not simply flamenco into Mordor