One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Lokkhart]

One does not simply fangirl into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply ride a nuke into Mordor...unfortunately. That would have solved so many problems.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply shoot paintballs into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

Thank you for using text, 'tis appreciated.

 

One does not simply ride a savannah cat into Mordor.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply jump the fence into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply butt scoot into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply ride a lightning bolt into Mordor.

 

Edit: Although it would be fun.

Orc: "Oh, shiiiiiiii-!"

ZAP.

Edited April 10, 2015 by Mew_1

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply ride a magic carpet into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply shadowstep into Mordor.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply handspring into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply wiggle into Mordor.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply parkour into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply pogo into Mordor.

[Lovecats]

One does not simply twerk into Mordor...

[Mew_1]

One does not simply do the chicken dance into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply UPS into Mordor...

[Mew_1]

One does not simply bunny hop into Mordor.

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply climb through a window into Mordor.

[Twilight-Stasis]

one does not simple ride a rocket into mordor

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply ride a rollercoaster into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply hand-walk into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply squish into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply do backflips into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply surf the internet into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply play kick the can into Mordor.