One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply fly into Mordor.

[AlexisV]

One does not simply forklift into Mordor.

[DarkShinyLugia]

One does not simply Trojan horse into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply take a bus into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply hop-scotch into Mordor...

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply send a greeting card into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply fly a dragon into Mordor

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply fall out of a tree into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply walk the dinosaur into Mordor...

[WaterScorpion]

one does not simply fly a plane into Mordor

[Mew_1]

One does not simply slink into Mordor.

Gollum did, hahaha.

 

One does not simply highjack a Fell Beast and fly it into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply time travel into Mordor

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply walk, disguised as a hospital employee, into Mordor.

(I'm watching too much PLL ...)

Edited April 7, 2015 by Keekeecat

[Mew_1]

One does not simply ride a tidal wave into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply motorcycle into Mordor

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply sink into Mordor.

Edited April 7, 2015 by Keekeecat

[Darien]

One does not simply hump the bump into Mordor...

[DustyBelle]

One simply does not drift aimlessly into Mordor

[Mirhana]

One does not simply ride a grizzly bear into Mordor.

[purplenewt]

One does not simply ride the moon walk into Mordor...

[Mirhana]

One does not simply polka dance into Mordor.

[purplenewt]

One does not simply toss hobbits into Mordor...

[Mirhana]

One does not simply catapult orcs back into Mordor.

[purplenewt]

One does not simply deliver pizza into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply hack into Mordor...