One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

One does not simply rid a nuclear bomb into Mordor...

[Sockrael]

One does not simply throw millions of buckets of water into Mordor.

[dragongrrl]

One does not simply shimmy into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply reboot into Mordor...

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply slither into Mordor.

[Mellwen]

One does not simply eat their way into Mordor.

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply parachute into Mordor.

[Lemniscate]

One does not simply throw a jar of cotton candy containing a ninja into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply swim into Mordor

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply slither into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply walk a dog into Mordor

[DefunctAccount]

One does not simple die into Mordor...

[MessengerDragon]

One does not simply ride a dragon into Mordor....

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply toss a chicken into Mordor

[DefunctAccount]

One does not simple ride on a rainbow pooping pop tart cat into Mordor...

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply chew the way into Mordor.

[Psyduсk]

One does not simply SURF into Mordor.

[DarkShinyLugia]

One does not simply Fly upside down on a purple banana into Mordor.

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply slink into Mordor.

[Dimar]

One does not simply roll into Mordor.

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply jitterbug into Mordor.

[Fiarlie]

One does not simply bring a marching band into Mordor

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply bring Sean Bean into Mordor

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[DustyBelle]

One does not simply trot into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply spit into Mordor.