One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

[Mew_1]

One does not simply get catapulted into Mordor.

[clara954]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... when they could take the eagles instead.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... when they could take the eagles instead.

The hell's up with everyone bringing up the eagles?

Not in this thread, just generally when people talk about why Lord of the Rings has a bad plot.

 

Ahem, anyway.

 

One does not simply ride a donkey into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply flip the coin into Mordor.

[SilverSpark1]

One does not simply cha-cha slide into Mordor....

[Esko]

One does not simply throw a fridge into Mordor

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply catapult a bag of kittens into Mordor.

[C88]

One does not simply jaywalk into Mordor...

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply send a file into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply drive a robot into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply transform into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply throw Wii remote into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

CHALLENGE ACCEP- //shot

 

One does not simply summon an eldritch god into Mordor.

[Lovecats]

One does not simply be over encumbered and gallop their impossible horse up mountains into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply throw The Ring into Mordor.

[Skystep6]

One does not simply file a complaint into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply build a tunnel into Mordor.

[Esko]

One does not simply make Soviet Russia jokes into Mordor

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply roll a watermelon into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply "Leedle Leedle Lee" into Mordor.

[WaterScorpion]

One does not simply send the Lollipop Guild into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply file a complaint into Mordor.

Oh my god, now I'm trying to picture that.

 

One does not simply launch a box of rotten eggs into Mordor.

[Naraku]

One does not simply run from bees into Mordor.

[Mew_1]

One does not simply send their minions into Mordor.