One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[thomasgold19]

One does not simply ride shadowmere into Mordor.

[dracopenguin]

(^ That would be epic!)

 

One does not simply pole vault into Mordor.

[SkyMet]

One does not simply ask Juiz to get you into Mordor.

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply get catapulted into Mordor.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

One does not simply get married in Mordor

[AwesoMan30000]

One does not simply enderpearl into Mordor.

[thomasgold19]

One does not simply get the dragonborn to carry you into mordor.

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply go on a murder rampage into Mordor.

[thomasgold19]

One does not simply crashland a dragon into mordor.

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply throw a knife into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply force their way into Mordor...

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply download themselves into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply Quantum leap into Mordor...

[Rin_the_Kaenbyou]

One does not simply use a gap hag to get into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply walk into Mordor...

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply GERONIMO into Mordor!

[MasterWeavile898]

One does not simply- OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE! -Into Mordor.

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply catapult Hobbits into Mordor. (That would be hilarious)

[Darien]

One does not simply catapult Sumrfs into Mordor...

 

I would love see both of them happen...

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply youth-roll into Mordor!

[DragonKami]

One does not simply kill into Mordor!

[Moonlight_Eevee]

One does not simply Google into Mordor

[AwesoMan30000]

One does not simply emoticon spam:) into Mordor

[dracopenguin]

One does not simply roleplay into Mordor.

[DragonKami]

One does not simply fart into a modor.