One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

One does not simply warp drive into Mordor...

[Anniepimm]

[Darien]

One does not simply Fart into Mordor...

[Anniepimm]

[Darien]

One does not simply fox-trot into Mordor...

[Keekeecat]

One does not simply travel back in time into Mordor.

[Hazel360]

One does not simply claim they will go into Mordor.

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply foam slide into Mordor...

[Hazel360]

One does not simply act like a clown into Mordor.

[Syiren]

One does not simply Kick the Can into Mordor.

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply soft shoe shuffle into Mordor.

[Syiren]

One does not simply Bring a Turkey into Mordor.

 

(Happy Thanksgiving everyone~ x3 )

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply Apparate into Mordor.

[Hazel360]

One does not simply crash into Mordor

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply build a barricade into Mordor .

[dustpuppy]

One does not simply row, row, row your boat into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply jump the fence into Mordor...

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply jump the shark into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply Do The Locomotion into Mordor...

[Syiren]

One does not simply Hang Ten into Mordor

[Endyr_Serifi]

One does not simply ride a wreaking ball into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply blue screen of death into Mordor...

[Syiren]

One does not simply take Two Steps from Hell into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply walks into Mordor...

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply limbo dance into Mordor...