One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Darien]

One does not simply Morph into Mordor...

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply pogo into Mordor...

[Syiren]

One does not simply drive a DeLorean up to 88mph int Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply drive a forklift into Mordor...

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply parachute into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply ride a jabberwocky into Mordor...

[clara954]

One does not simply ride a gigantic asteroid into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply get ninjaed into Mordor...

[Rachel72]

one does not simply do the electric slide, into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply Twerk into Mordor...

[shibathedragon]

One does not simply ride a rainbow singing llama with a unicorn horn into Mordor

[DustyBelle]

One does not simply "disappear quietly" into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply ride a hotair balloon into Mordor...

[foreverlokied224]

One does not simply Ride A White Swan into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply take the A-train into Mordor...

[clara954]

One does not simply foxtrot into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply ride a rollercoaster into Mordor...

[Rachel72]

One does not simply roller skate into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply force their way into Mordor...

[discombobulated]

One does not simply slither into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply backflip into Mordor...

[Bunnybrine]

One does not simply waltz into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply ride falcons into Mordor...

[Snickie]

One does not simply bring a restaurant concept that only serves caesar salads and kumquats into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply hump the bump into Mordor...