One does not simply"____"into Mordor....

[Htt71]

One does not simply Google Map their way into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply fox-trot into Mordor...

[Imzadi]

One does not simply triple axel their way into Mordor

[Darien]

One does not simply cannonball into Mordor...

[DustyBelle]

one does not simply limbo into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply take my hill into Mordor...

[Allons-y~Geronimo]

One does not simply ride a unicycle into Mordor...

[Darien]

One does not simply launch fireworks into Mordor...

[gloryKAT]

One does not simply yell into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply rid a nuclear bomb into Mordor...

[Saltpath]

One does not simply surf into Mordor....

[Psyduсk]

One does not simply surf into Mordor....

You beat me to it...

PSYAYAY!!! CURSE YOU!!!

[Kithra]

One does not simply rock into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply yahoo into Mordor...

[brairtrainer]

One does not simply YOLO into Mordor *bricked*

[Zeditha]

one does not simply send their pet chickens into mordor...

[deja]

One does not simply plat flowers into Mordor!

[Darien]

One does not simply ride a unicorn into Mordor...

[Psyduсk]

One does not simply shoopdawoop into Mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply ride falcons into Mordor....

[Zeditha]

one does not simply rain into mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply throw a pizza into Mordor...

[Zeditha]

one does not simply send their tank into mordor.

[Darien]

One does not simply walk backwards into Mordor...

[Durppie]

One does not simply fly eagles into Mordor to avoid walking the entire way.