Posted August 6, 2013 one does not simply floo powder into mordor (no chimneys) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2013 One does not simply follow the White Rabbit into Mordor. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2013 One does not simply take the TARDIS into Mordor. Well, actually, one simply does; the TARDIS can go anywhere. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2013 One does not simply create a trend of Skarobucks in Mordor Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2013 one does not simply apply to get a job at mordor, then wait 2-3 weeks for the application to be processed for an interview Share this post Link to post
Posted August 8, 2013 One does not simply upset fangirls and get chased into Mordor. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does not simply almost get eaten by a giant spider and get captured by orcs into Mordor. Oh, wait... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does not simply send out an Abra and Teleport into Mordor. For a start, Abras can only Teleport to Pokémon Centers, and I highly doubt that there would be Pokémon Centers in Mordor... Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 How is anyone supposed to top that? The thread should just close right now. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does not simply wait for a hotpocket to cool and run into Mordor. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does simply walk into Mordor armed with Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does not simply ride a flying magic carpet into Mordor. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does not simply get thrown into Mordor by a Pianta. (get the reference? anyone?) Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 One does not simply fly past millions of orcs on a cloud whilst spilling spiky turtle-things everywhere into Mordor. Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2013 one does not simply jump through a spirograph into mordor Share this post Link to post
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