What not to say to a Newbie

[AppleCakes]

Did you include 'like a boss' in your description? That's a requirement. Make sure you have spelling and grammar mistakes in it too

 

Where do you get vampires?

[wildwindflower]

The secret Transylvania biome

 

why wasn't my dragon request accepted?

[Moonbeam22]

It was too ugly to be put in the cave.

 

Why can I only breed every 7 days?

[Herk]

Because the female dragons have headaches 6 out of 7 days.

 

Can I zombify a chicken?

Edited April 27, 2012 by herk

[wildwindflower]

no chickens can only be mummified

 

Why can't I catch a turpentine?

[tigerra79]

Fail. Isn't turpentine a liquid?

 

Why do dragons lay their eggs immediately?

[Lagie]

If they held onto them, their claws might break them.

 

What's wrong with using all caps in a post?

[tigerra79]

It's "spam," which is another way of saying that moderators don't like us.

 

Why can't you have duplicate threads?

[OrbiterSpore]

It might hinder the moderator clone-hunt, a secret initiative to hunt clones. No questions asked.

 

How long does it take until i can use incubate BSA?

[tigerra79]

A month. Wait, what was the question again?

 

Why can't I think of any more nooby questions?

[casprrr]

Because you forgot to press F5.

 

I hit "Log Out" and saw a message telling me that I returned my scroll to the pile. How can I get it back?

[tigerra79]

Hunt through the pile for it again. There's only a couple hundred thousand...

 

Why doesn't my iPod have an f5 key?

[DarkVioletCloud]

Because it is a horrible electronic that should've never been created, so it doesn't have F5.

 

Why can't I catch any more eggs, but I can still catch hatchlings?

[tigerra79]

Because more eggs won't fit in wherever you keep your eggs, but hatchies may be compressed to fit more in a small space.

 

Why are there never hatchlings in the AP?

[DarkVioletCloud]

Because the hatchies escape straight to the wilderness when they're unwanted.

 

Why can't my gold and heartseeker breed?

[fallen_leaf]

Actually, they can -- but you need a Guardian of Nature to protect them while they mate, because they feel threatened by all those other dragons looking at them.

 

Which dragon has the BSA teleport again?! D:

[WinterWhisperz]

BSA teleport? sorry, there isnt one, you must be confused with another site.

 

How do i get a dinosaur?

[fallen_leaf]

Tssk, didn't you know that Dino Cave was an april's fool joke from TJ? ^^

 

Why was my scroll burned?! D:

[Sinsdaemn]

Because TJ's rewarding you by ascending your scroll into the next tier. Wait a couple more days and you'll see the ascended dragon sprites. ;P

 

What does fogging an egg do? O.o

[Azuragosa]

If you wait until the time it dies, it will instead become a caveborn gold, and be an adult, instantly!

 

What is spam?

[WinterWhisperz]

A meat often found in a can, it tastes kinda like hot dogs, and when you mix it with onions and fry it up, makes a great taco.

 

 

What are my controls?

[DarkVioletCloud]

That question is invalid. Please ask again in a PM to TJ.

 

If there's a Dragon Cave, and a Dino Cave, is there a Chicken Cave?

[TSparkle123]

Yeah, here's the link to it.

 

How do you get a Shallow Water Dragon?

Edited April 27, 2012 by TSparkle123

[Herk]

You need to find a water dragon that's only interested in clothes and stuff.

 

I named my royal blue Buck Rogers and gave him a description where he sleeps for a really long time and awakes to find spaceships and robots and stuff - why did it get rejected?

Edited April 27, 2012 by herk

[Faith_the_vampire_slayer]

Because it's too awesome for people to comprehend

 

Why do hatchies not have a gender when they first come out of the egg?