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What not to say to a Newbie

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Because the others hatched into Invisible Dragons, the most common dragons of them all.

 

Are there spring seasonals? 'Cause I can't find any!

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To get a spring season you have to send TJ a photo of yourself on a pogo stick.

 

How come my eggs died when I used Earthquake?

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Get a dragon who's a dork.

 

Why do the holiday dragons get released only for a day?

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Because they're shy and don't want to be caught.

 

What is a checkered lineage?

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It's a lineage for a checkered dragon.

 

Why won't anybody trade me a CB Gold for my Spitfire?

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Because Spitfires usually set peoples scrolls on fire and no one wants that.

 

How in tarnation to I get someone to give me a holly?

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A silver is actually obtained by cross breeding a gold with a tin, thus there is no such thing as a cave born silver. They are the rarest of all dragons, so even the sloppiest lineaged silvers are worth a great deal in trade.

 

How do I obtain a frill dragon?

Edited by casprrr

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Because it's secretly laced with magic chocolate.

 

Why did my egg die when I posted it in a forum?

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Other users gained access to your cave and swiped them.

 

How do I get a bigger inbox for PMs?

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Everyone knows, that chickens are basically Velociraptors - so it's obvious: They wandered over from Dino Cave.

 

What does 'hard refresh' mean?

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Telepathically.

 

Why are my dragons carrots?

Edited by Denwayasha

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Because they're all jealous of Magis, being orange and all.

 

Do CB Golds even exist?

Edited by HawktalonOfRiverClan

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Breeding can only happen when the sun is shining, ergo vampires cannot breed because they're unable to go out in the sunshine.

 

What's a fansite?

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