What not to say to a Newbie

[DarkVioletCloud]

Because! It's not Christmas! Tinsels are only avalable on Christmas!

 

Why are there Magikarps in a Dragon game???

Edited April 24, 2012 by DarkVioletCloud

[XDLugia]

Well, we have Yoshis, so why not?

 

When is the next release?

[DarkVioletCloud]

When TJ gets 42 PMs asking for a release, saying the exact same thing, word for word.

 

Why are there Yoshi's in a dragon game?

[Lagie]

Every Yoshi is a dragon wannabe, and they paid TJ good money to join.

 

How do I catch a leetle tree?

[casprrr]

First you need a leetle acorn.

 

Someone told me they would give me a messy and inbred mint for a caveborn gold, insisting that mints are extremely rare. Would this be a good trade?

[fallen_leaf]

Of course not! You would need at least TWO CB gold to get a good ratio! If it was I, I would even add a ND.

 

Why is there a Christmas tree trophy on some scrolls and none on mine?

[XDLugia]

Because we all went out and murdered leetle trees for them. ^^

 

Why did earthquake kill all my eggs?

[UmbreWulf]

It didn't, the eggs rolled away into someone else's cave and died there after not being taken in.

 

Why do my dragons refuse each other?

Edited April 24, 2012 by UmbreWulf

[Lagie]

Really? With all the cologne that male dragon was using, you think the female would want him? It made her sneeze so she stomped away!

 

Why don't Forum Games posts count towards my post total?

[tigerra79]

Because TJ is jealous that we all have so much fun on forum games and he doesn't.

 

What is a Space Chicken?

[Zephyrgirl]

Alien birds that like to eat your chickens. Watch out for them.

 

Can my adult dragons get sick?

[BlazingPhoenix]

Anything can get sick.

Why do all my hatchies gender female?

[SPQR]

It's a rare glitch. Even TJ can't fix it.

 

How do I get a pink Tinsel?

[RWyvern]

By breeding any Tinsel with a discontinued Pink

 

One of my eggs is in half. Why?

[BlazingPhoenix]

Someone ate it.

Why does it take so long for rares to grow up?

[gistofeverything]

You haven't clicked the "easy" button.

 

Why do my eggs smell like turpentine?!

[BlazingPhoenix]

Because someone soaked them in turpentine.

Where can I review descriptions?

[Vocalia]

You can do so in the database room where all the files are kept. The descriptions that need to be reviewed are in the red binder on top of the desk.

 

I have a Green Stripe, but my friend has a Black Stripe. How can I get the black one?

[Herk]

You need to have one of your Pebble dragons beat it until it turns either black or blue - the ratios are roughly 1black:4blue stripes so if you don't succeed immediately just try again.

 

I picked up two eggs with the same dsecription - yet they are different eggs. How is that possible?

[Lagie]

You probably need your glasses checked.

 

How do I catch the new eggs?

[DarkVioletCloud]

You get a metallic fishing net with a dragon tracker. >

 

Are these mythical "metallic dragons" like the golds and silvers really made out of gold and silver?

[fallen_leaf]

Well of course they are! Dragon Cave is just a joke name, its real one is Dragon Forgery.

 

Why can't I catch a new release dragon? D:

[tigerra79]

Because there are never new releases. Why'd you think there was?

 

I ate an omelette for breakfast, and when I got on DC, one of my eggs was broken in half. Are these two events correlated somehow?

[Ylla]

Nope. But someone else ate it when you weren't looking.

 

What are alt dragons?

[Herk]

Old German dragons.

 

Why do some forum members have different colours?