What not to say to a Newbie

[TSparkle123]

Because the hatchling hasn't decided yet.

 

Why are all the locations inside a cave?

[Herk]

Because the caveis the world - haven't you read Plato?

 

Can I incubate ice, winter and paper eggs?

 

[casprrr]

You can, but you must be careful - any ice type dragon can melt, and paper can burn, so it's best if you use a Red hatchling rather than an adult.

 

Who - or what - is a TJ109?

[Herk]

That's the code of the first dragon ever produced by the site but don't try to view it that will kill a random dragon on your scroll.

 

Why don't dinos have a gender?

[tigerra79]

They don't exist; therefore they don't have a gender.

 

Will my adult dragons ever die?

[Pixxelation]

Yes! The kill action can be used on others' dragons once you getter platinum trophy.

 

How do you get a CB Tinsel?

[fallen_leaf]

By mating a GoN and a ND and incubating the egg to give it its shiny shell. The success rates are of 0.1%, but as you can see, some very lucky people got theirs after several years of trying.

 

Why can't I change my scroll name?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Because all of the usernames are recorded on a Paper dragon. Do you have any idea how hard it is to catch it?

 

How do I get a chicken?

[OrbiterSpore]

Try the secret "Farm" biome.

 

Where is my scroll?

[RWyvern]

Somewhere in the pile there. There's only a few thousand.

 

Why do all my attempts to summon a GoN fail?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Because they're Guardians of Nature, not Guardians of Scrolls. You really want one, you should get your Terraes to plant a garden.

 

Can Two-headeds mate with one-headed dragons?

 

[OrbiterSpore]

Yes, but all their offspring is kept in secrecy by DC Secret Police.

 

Do Shadow Walkers have something to do with Shadow the Hedgehog?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Only everything. Shadow the Hedgehog is the reason they're called Shadow Walkers.

 

Can I get a CB Alt?

[Mala-Ivy]

No. A dragon with alts first must be influenced by the Dino's BSA, "Differentiate".

 

Help! My egg's description says its shell is soft. What do I do?

 

[Kanaye]

You go to one of your Magmas and have them harden it back up.

 

 

My goldfish have a BSA called splash, what does it do?

[HawktalonOfRiverClan]

Makes a big mess. That's it, really. No badge or anything. Just a giant puddle.

 

Do I have to feed my dragons?

[Kanaye]

Yep. They mostly eat seaweed and vanilla pudding. If you feed them anything else, they will die.

 

 

How did people get the 4th of July badge?

[Lagie]

They logged in on December 25th and pretended to be American.

 

Why can't I double post?

Edited April 28, 2012 by Lagie

[Kanaye]

LAGIE! *pokes skype*

 

Because if you do the evil Mod called Z will use her lazer beam eyes and fry you to your chair.

 

Why can't I ever seem to catch a Magma?

[Dragonshadows]

Because the fanged, sparkly vampires decide to bite and kill it while you continusly scream "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in the background.

Why isn't there a pie dragon?

 

[Kanaye]

Cause the pie is a lie.

 

 

Why won't TJ answer my PMs?

[purpledragonclaw]

Because TJ is not an actual person, it is a program used for site-related functions.

 

What happens to the dragons I release to the Wilderness?

[tigerra79]

They go to the wilderness, duh. Be careful on hikes, they usually hold strong grudges.

 

What is a prize dragon?

[DarkVioletCloud]

A prize dragon is a first generation thuwed. It is only received from TJ himself, after getting the diamond trophy and getting 42 GoNs.

 

Why didn't anyone wait for me to respond back to this thread before continuing to the next page?! (I'm addicted to this... My question is pure stupid. )

Edited April 28, 2012 by DarkVioletCloud

[Lagie]

Just as time waits for no man, threads wait for no poster. We would have been banned if we hadn't posted.

 

Why are some mods grey?