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Get a really sharp knife and scratch the name into the dragons egg/skin while your eyes are closed. You also have to be incredibly drunk.

 

How do I get an avatar of creation?

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Make some pizza dough and mould it into a dragon shape. Add toppings and leave to bake.

 

What happens if you bite a GoN?

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It says "ow", maybe eats you and needs a plaster. may still eat you while it's still an egg.

 

Why are there golden undines?

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Because they like to kill off all the golden dragons on your scroll and like to dye their scales and hair/fur!

 

Why can't I turn my scroll into a musical one?

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Go to the Prize dragon named Satan and ask nicely.

 

 

What would happen if I bred a male and female GoN together?

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All of space and time would become lost.

 

Can the Red's BSA cook my noodles?

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Yes, but be warned, they like to use a lot of spices.

 

What does the BSA Earthquake do?

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It gives you fresh daisies by your bedside every time it is used! biggrin.gif

 

Just how shiny are the coveted scales of the golden dragon?

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At night their reflective light can be seen from space.

 

 

How does one befriend a Cheese dragon?

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You don't! Cheese dragons are not to be befriended!! If you see one, you should run away as fast as possible as they are one of the meanest dragons out there!

 

How do you stop the dragons from eating your scroll?

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Well, it's simple, you just feed them something els- THEY EAT YOUR SCROLL?!?!?!?! CRUD!

 

Is this Shimmer egg rare? If not, anyone want it? (No seriously you want it?)

Edited by MyaMouse

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Simple. Take the egg and put it on the scroll

Why the "Forum food fight" has no new posts?

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Because the players were hungry so they stopped and ate what was in their hands instead of wasting it.

 

Why are Wrapping Wings called Wrapping wings?

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Because they are actually paper dragons in winter time who are made of wrapping paper and use Christmas magic to be able to breed.

 

How are some event dragon species only a single gender?

Edited by Swarmlord2

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They're biased, narrow-minded dragons, bruh.

 

How do I get a Holly? Everyone takes them before me!

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Get any other Christmas egg, take a leaf from a dark green and stick in on the egg.

 

What happened to frilled dragons?

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They were bitten by vampires and turned into Neglected.

 

You can't see stars during the day, so how come I caught a Nebula at lunch time?

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Don't be silly, that's not a Nebula you caught. It's an evil Nebula imitation, and you should probably abandon it before it burns your scroll.

 

Can you breed Halloween dragons on Christmas?

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Yes, but they all work for Jack Skellington and are secretly trying to take over Christmas.

 

Why do female Solstice Dragons have antlers?

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Because Solstices are actually hermaphrodite goldfish working for the CIA.

 

How do I change my avatar?

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You must find someone who is willing to serve as your avatar and then use your magi dragons to transfer your essence into them. Pretty complicated and dangerous, sorry.

 

How do I collect Mana for the new event?

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Use your Halloween dragons to absorb the souls of other people's (or your own) dragons and then use them as many

 

How do I get an avatar of destruction?

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Have all of your Green/Earth dragons use Earthquake and force a nearby GoN from its slumber. If you catch him in the right mood he or she will gift you a Destruction egg as a reward for a job well done.

 

where did this crazy blizzard in the cave come from?

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