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What not to say to a Newbie

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It hasn't pooped out yet. It's only availible for the Vets of DC which you'll never be.

 

Why do I need clicks to grow my dragons?

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Because they need them,and if they don't get 100000000 in 2 hours,all of your dragons will be sacrificed to the Click God.

What is the AP?

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Same as we always do, Pinky. Try to take over the world

 

Go into the cave on a Thursday or Wednesday.

 

Why can't I get Hollies anywhere?

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Because they have all been eaten by other dragons.

 

What is this weird shiny scale/stone I picked up?

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The shiny scale/stone drains the life out of your dragons, eventually killing them. Quick, throw all of these out!

 

How do I win on Mana Alchemy?

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Begin staring at it, and then continue staring and you will win.

 

Can I make my Cheese dragons into real cheese?

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Only if you have a mystical cracker.

 

Why do the Christmas dragons extend beyond Christmas day?

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A very common dragon disease where a tiny feather on a white dragon, that sometimes gets passed to mates or children through just breathing their air or being near them. Dispose of these dragons immediately!!!

 

Why are the ice dragons so impossible?

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It's currently very sunny and warm. Let your dragons outside in the warm weather wink.gif

 

Why did one of my Vine dragons has darker color than other?

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It's an error with your scroll's code. In order to keep your scroll from being corrupted, you should dispose of that hatchling immediately.

 

Why can't I breed the Holiday dragons I picked up this year?

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They either ran way or flew away

 

Why I always lose in Angry Birds Transformers?

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It's a curse bestowed upon all sprinters. Alt stands for "all livers truant". If you get your hands on a dragon with a spriter's alt in its lineage, abandon it.

 

Why are there holiday events?

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They're called Brocolli Dragons, and they love to ensure that other dragons (even the non-herbivores) always eat their vegetables!

 

How do I earn the Magikarp badge?

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Find the Magikarp egg on the coast, and once it hatches it you will get the badge.

 

How do I have an awesome lineage like a Thuwed?

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Mass breed all of your dragons, don't even bother to think which with which, one will surely be a thuwed!

 

What is an inbred dragon? smile.gif

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(lol I do that normally xd.png) A dragon that breeds inside of a scroll that has it's same breed name in the username.

 

What is a stairway lineage(I think it's called stairway)? rolleyes.gif

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It's when your dragon looks like it's running down the stairs. laugh.gif

 

Why is my black dragon entirely black instead of having yellow parts? blink.gif

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Because it is evil and will eventually gather up all of your evil dragons and burn your scroll, then burn you!

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