What not to say to a Newbie

[Path Light]

The egg grew legs and walked away

What is an angry dragon?

[Hazel360]

Like Angry Birds, but with a dragon.

 

Who turned the lights on?

[Path Light]

It was someone who flipped the switch open

 

What is an angry dinosaur

[dreamtosleep]

Your impending demise.

 

What is a leetle tree?

Edited December 12, 2014 by EmmaD333

[Path Light]

It is a tree with leetles around the tree

What is a cookie?

[Laura-Lana]

Cookies are baked goods. If you behave TJ might give you a chocolate chip cookie during christmas time.

 

How many dragons fit on my scroll and can I create a new one when my first one is full?

[Naraku]

One scroll can only hold up to 1337 dragons. Of course, you can make another scroll if necessary!

 

Where can I find a cure for dragon sickness?

[Hazel360]

Google it. Otherwise, just give the dragon barbiturates or something.

 

Are there MLP dragons in the cave?

[georgexu94]

No, there isn't.

 

What is this Dragon Encyclopaedia?

[MyaMouse]

I have no idea what a "Dragon Encyclopaedia" is. However, a "Dragon Encyclopedia" is a book dragons read.

 

What's the difference between a Guardian and a Guardian of Nature?

[georgexu94]

They are the same.

 

What will happen if I fog my eggs?

[Nivvekk]

They will disappear and likely get stepped on. Don't do it!

 

Can any of the dragons hurt me?

[Laura-Lana]

Most are pretty harmless but you should exclude Pinks, Reds and Magis from your scroll. They are radioactive and staring at them will make you ill.

 

Why can't my Pygmi breed with my black dragon?

[dreamtosleep]

Because the big dwagon scawes the widdle one.

 

How do I keep my adult dragons to not refuse?

Edited December 13, 2014 by EmmaD333

[Syiren]

Throw them in a cave filled with terrifying Vampire dragons and they'll learn to get along.

 

How does one catch a Cheese dragon?

[ViperSwan]

You need a rod and reel baited with salmon to catch it!

 

What happens when I go to the "Actions" section of one of my dragons?

[Syiren]

Your dragon will either roar and challenge the nearest dragon or break into a song and dance routine.

 

Why are their no pink stripe dragons?

[emilylan3151]

cause stripe dragons decided they dont like pink

how does one obtain a thuwed?

[dreamtosleep]

Go to the cave on the thursday after the 1st of december, or a wednesday after you eat a peanut butter sandwich.

 

What makes a dorkface a dorkface?

[The_One_and_Only]

Having a dorkface. Duh (sadly I actually do not know the answer)

 

How do you spirit?

[georgexu94]

What? Is that a newbie question? I'm afraid you'll have to ask somebody else.

 

How do I summon a Guardian of Nature egg?

[amillionelephants]

scream to the heavens and hope that the egg will drop on your head.

 

What are lineages? And why do people care?

[Syiren]

Lineages are when you organize your scroll and line up all your dragons from oldest to youngest and they're important because people want to know exactly how big their dragons are.

 

What is an Alt dragon?

[MyaMouse]

Having a dorkface. Duh (sadly I actually do not know the answer)

 

How do you spirit?

((Do you really not?!))

 

An evil dragon. His full name is Alternative and he eats all the non-Alts on your scroll, changing them into hideous copies of himself. If one hatches from one of your eggs, kill the hatchling and the parents. They could be corrupted too!

 

What are Dinos and are they rare or not? I can't find one.

[Syiren]

Dinos are pretty annoying critters that like to pop up every now and then, they're pretty common, but you don't always seem them because they can turn invisible.

 

Why are Thunder dragons only found in the Desert?