Corrupt-A-Wish

[Darien]

Granted, but now your stcik in a stuck in a very bad anime show for ever...

 

I wish I could go too MFM this year...

[MasterWeavile898]

Granted, but is a pink thigh-high with sequins, butterfly patches, flowers,lace and frills.

(Who said it was for me?)

 

Sure! If I knew what that was...

 

I wish for Etho to breach next episode of RoTM. (This is a real wish of mine.)

[Darien]

Granted, but You want get watch it...

 

I wish I had T-Rex...

[MasterWeavile898]

Well, you did, but it was in a previous life. (I bet you expected me to have him eat you.)

 

I wish for world peace.

[Darien]

A dictator takes over the world and you get drafted...

 

I wish I could go too green land...

Edited August 16, 2013 by Darien

[MasterWeavile898]

You can go too gren land, where you are forced into a spelling school against your will.

 

I wish Darien would stop insulting Tiki

[SkyMet]

He does, but now in his free time he has developed a supervirus

 

I wish the chocolate bars were on sale

Edited August 23, 2013 by Cielmuir

[DragonKami]

They are but they are poison.

 

 

 

 

I wish i didnt have to use the bathroom

[Darien]

You no longer have yoo use the bathroom, you'll just explode when you urn 50...

 

I wish it would never get cold...

[MasterWeavile898]

It's always cold

 

I wish that romance was less confusing

[Kira-san]

Romance gets less confusing, but then it gets sad and you cry yourself to death. (LOL I have nooo clue )

 

I wish I had more confidence in myself.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you become an arrogant boaster instead.

 

I wish I could draw properly.

[HarbingerPuppeteer]

Granted. But you draw so well that you take all the attention and everyone hates you.

I wish for a kitten!!!

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it's a vengeful vampire kitten that wants to assassinate you.

 

I wish Codename: Sailor V was made into an anime.

[Darien]

Granted, but its only in Japan...

 

I wish I could fly...

[Kira-san]

Granted, but one day you're flying and someone shoots you down and eats you.

 

I wish I had a bunch of cats

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you are confounded with a duck and shot by game hunters.

 

I wish I could get top grades in everything without studying.

[Moonlight20]

Granted, but because of your genius everybody thinks you´re weird and you don´t have anymore friends.

I wish the Vampire Knight Universe was real.

[Dimar]

Sure, but you get attacked by a vampire daily.

 

I wish I spoke Spanish already.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you lose your voice permanently in an accident.

 

I wish DJ Pon-3 was real.

[LibbyLishly]

Granted, but she turns out to be a shock jock like Howard Stern and she insults you regularly on the radio.

 

I wish there were 36 hours in a day instead of 24.

[skauble]

Granted, but she turns out to be a shock jock like Howard Stern and she insults you regularly on the radio.

 

I wish there were 36 hours in a day instead of 24.

Granted, but you now require 35 hours of sleep a day instead of 8.

 

I wish I didn't have asthma.

[MasterWeavile898]

You don't, nor do you have lungs.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

[LibbyLishly]

You're not; you're dead.

 

I wish I unexpectedly would win the lottery tomorrow, even though I've never bought a lottery ticket.

[MasterWeavile898]

Oh yes, you win the lottery. And then you are sued for twice the amount because you stole the winning ticket, rather than purchasing it.

 

I wish for world peace.