Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[sithdragon]

Sitrling catalogues tadpole growth rates in the pond in the backyard.

[Sitrling]

 The lawn in sithdragon‘s  yard was eaten up by ducks.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sitrling buried the yard in salt after sithdragon warned them it better not ever happen again.

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunris ate five record machines and ten eggs for breakfast this morning, and now feeling hungry again.

[Lagie]

Sitrling started the day singing "Last Christmas".

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie punctured the sun so it travels acrossthe sky a lot faster during the day and doesn't have time to warm everything up good.

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise has nothing to do but sleep.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I thought this was the baseless lies thread. 🤷‍♀️

 

Sitrling's current place of residence is sitting on ancient ruins of great archeological interest. 

[Sitrling]

I thought it was not time to go to bed:X

 

There is a tree full of watermelons in Long_Before_Sunrise‘s yard.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

These old things?

Spoiler

 

Sitrling works for the Zombie Reintegration Program to help new zombies adjust to the idea that they really will be working for the company forever.

Edited December 6, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Sitrling]

20 minutes ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

 

These old things?

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What???😂

 

There is a big deep hole under Long_Before~Sunrise‘s bed, and can jump to the other end of the earth.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The Merge Dragons android app game has Watermelon Trees.

 

Sitrling dug that hole and was planning to fill it with water and dump me out of bed into it.

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise quietly canceled my alarm, which made me almost oversleep.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sitrling told me I am best pony and I didn't even have to pay them to!

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise robbed a fruit store because of that sentence.The best pony is now enjoying own booty.

[sithdragon]

Sitrling is writing fan fiction about fruit wars and pony booty.

 

 

Edited December 6, 2023 by sithdragon
ahem

[Lagie]

sithdragon has a life-sized cutout of Darth Vader in their living room.

[sithdragon]

no comment...................

 

Lagie has a "the Spleen" (Mystery Men) poster in the house.

Edited December 6, 2023 by sithdragon
ahem

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon is a linedancing champion.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise is a clay target sharp shooter when drunk.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon spent the morning seperating the snack mix into its seperate components, bagged each group individually then threw them away in different trash cans.

[sithdragon]

That is totally something I should do.......................... 

 

It will drive the local bin chickens crazy.

 

 

Long_Before_Sunrise dreams of using a crocodile as a surfboard.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon saved the seasoning salt from the snack mix and ate it because that's the best part.

[AsymDoll13]

Sunrise tried to poison me... And Todd!

[sithdragon]

 

Quick edit

 

Who is Todd?

 

AsymDoll is followed everywhere by a stealthy crow companion

Edited December 8, 2023 by sithdragon