Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise  gave me a purple unicorn pillow.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sitrling failed to resurrect Dick Clark with necromancy, so 2024 will be another invalid year.

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise was kicked out of the classroom by the teacher because he was late.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sitrling jinxed my broomstick and cast an locking spell on the classroom door. 

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise covered the toilet bowl with plastic wrap to prank housemates

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon told me they'd tell me exactly what I'd be getting for Christmas ... then said not another word.

Edited November 25, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is running for president in 2024.

[euphoric_poptarts]

Lagie put pickle juice in the Good Morning Goodies™️

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

euphoric_poptarts promised to tuck me in and make sure the creature in my room stays away.

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise goes out every night to catch a few field mice for supper

[sithdragon]

Sitrling has a secret collection of toy penguins they play wargames with against the seagulls

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon's prized possession is a Taylor Swift advent calendar. 

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a snap on tie collection

[Sitrling]

sithdragon  lives with a huge peacock spider.

[Lagie]

Sitrling sent last night's termite swarm.

[sithdragon]

Lagie is planning to take over the whole world with a mighty mint dragon army

[Sitrling]

sithdragon  put a sleepy bug in my water and made me sleep all afternoon and failed to complete the task.

[sithdragon]

Sitrling wont give the water bug snoozer back and plans to throw it into the Pacific ocean and put all adjacent coastal communities down for a nap.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon is mad they didn't get the opportunity to do it.

[Sitrling]

In the early morning, Long_Before_Sunrise came out to punish the child who didn't sleep.

[sithdragon]

Sitrling is a whirling dervish of the barnyard nation

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon personally shook awake those red wasps and these mosquitoes.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise commands the stinging bug hordes....................

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Instead of having an Elf On The Shelf, sithdragon draws an Elf On The Shelf-shaped chalk outline somewhere in the house every day in December.

 

 

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise wrote a paper about werewolves in Twilight.