Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise asked the Christmas tree at my door to repeat a Christmas song all day.

[Edenello]

Sitrling got everyone a prank gift for Christmas.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Edenello really did knit the 'wrapping paper'.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise wrote this year's DC holiday quest story.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie won numerous surfing awards before the shark encounter.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise has been spotted stealing golf balls during active games at a variety of golf courses.

[Iveolra]

sithdragon fell down a flight of stairs and accidentally invented the escalator. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Iveolra gets chased by chihuahuas because she smells like red beans and rice and tamarind candy.

Edited January 3 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise pulled out the thorns from the guinea pig and made it into chopsticks and used it to eat pineapple-flavored pizza.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

28 minutes ago, Sitrling said:

eat pineapple-flavored pizza.

😤

 

Sitrling had siblings, but sold them to Sirenhead in exchange for the power to talk over anyone and everyone else.  Hasn't even used the power yet, just enjoys being an only child.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a 3 metre tall collection of Burger King Crowns..........................

[Iveolra]

sithdragon secretly buys 2 pounds of mcdonalds fries every saturday at 1am and leaves it at strangers doorsteps to surprise them.

[sithdragon]

Ivreola has an astonishing collection of ribboned Victorian corsets with matching umbrellas

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sothdragon is responsible for trash pandas becoming an invasive species in Germany and France.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a growing pyramid of coloured paperclips next to their PC 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

sithdragon's side hustle is making and selling Gungan hunting licenses.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a group of frog door bell monitors that croak loudly enough to bug the neighbours whenever anything bigger than a cricket approaches the front door.

[Lagie]

sithdragon is Shopping Cart Lady.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie got bit by a tango instructor and now she must dance by the light of the moon.

[Iveolra]

Long_Before_Sunrise ate a three foot pineapple and can now summon mini pineapple minions if they are wearing pineapple colored clothing.

[Lagie]

Iveolra is off doing their own thing, which tonight means baking snickerdoodles from scratch. Please share.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie decoded the first of the Beale Ciphers and has already recovered the treasure.

[Iveolra]

Long_Before_Sunrise invented algebra and calculus.

Edited January 12 by Iveolra

[Lagie]

Iveolra has visited Antarctica.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie is a direct descendant of Calamity Jane.