Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie wound up on Mrs. Todd's Shortcut by using Lost_Unicorn's map.

[Sitrling]

7 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Sitrling is flying north for the season. 

This is not a lie 

 

Long_Before_Sunrise is the ghost who came back from hell and is about to catch a child to eat 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Sitrling doesn't fully comprehend how gross, icky and contagion filled children are. They're lil biological weapons that want hugs and kisses and your lunch 

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is the lunch lady.

[Sitrling]

Lagie has never had a dog.

[xenogender]

Sitrling does not even own a single rubber duck.

[Lagie]

xenogender is breeding all their pink dragons in hopes of getting a sweetling.

 

 

[You can get one at Valentine's.]

[sithdragon]

Mini_Evelintine has hidden the keys beneath the front door mat.

[Lagie]

sithdragon didn't need the keys because they climbed in through the window.

[FuecocoBoi09]

Lagie hates mint dragons.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

17 hours ago, Mini_Evelintine said:

Lagie unfolded my paper dragon and ate my cheese dragon. See any on my scroll? No, because Lagie killed them.

Good one.

 

FuecocoBoi09 is performing tonight at the Theatre of Malevolence whether they know it or not.

[Cheesecake_Raccoon]

Long_Before_Sunrise is actually late to their dentist appointment and will have to reschedule it for the next year.

[Lagie]

Cheesecake_Raccoon only eats pavlova.

[FuecocoBoi09]

Lagie does not live in th Bahamas.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

FuecocoBoi09 lives under the steps to my house and demands a Tollhouse fee every time I try to leave the house.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise bakes tollhouse cookies with Keebler's elves.

[Cheesecake_Raccoon]

Lagie has hidden an elf on the shelf doll in my house.

Edited November 10, 2023 by Cheesecake_Raccoon
AAAAAA Lagie posted before I could

[Cheesecake_Raccoon]

Mini_Evelintine plucked all the feathers from my chickens  

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Mini_Evelintine put three more Elf on the Shelf dolls in @Cheesecake_Raccoon's house and they all slowly turn thier heads to watch when someone walks by with a trash bag.

[sithdragon]

Long_Before_Sunrise is a popcorn artist making life sized dragon statues out of ........popcorn.

[Lagie]

sithdragon eats candy apples from the inside out.

[StarKaabii]

Lagie steals balloons from small children.

[Lagie]

StarKaabi drools at the moon at night.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie knows the secret to giving different dragons identical appearing names and is raising an army of Pillow dragons named Fluffy Cuddlekins.

[Sitrling]

Long_Before_Sunrise is sleeping now