Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a big red dog named ... Spot.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie let the cold air in.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise turned the weather fan on.

[sithdragon]

Lagie is the snickerdoodle whisperer.

 

What on earth is a snickerdoodle................

[Iveolra]

sithdragon destroyed Jupider and turned it into a snickerdoodle cookie.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Iveolra was attacked by a pack of animal crackers.

Edited January 15 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Iveolra]

Long_Before_Sunrise summoned an army of gingerbread houses and used it to build a bridge to Antarctica. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Iveolra can climb a dam wall like a goat.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is a direct descendant of the Last Stegosaurus.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie is in cahoots with BringsTheSnow.

[Iveolra]

Long_Before_Sunrise can turn into a horse that can walk on water.

[Lagie]

Iveolra has a house full of lava.

[Iveolra]

Lagie hoards geese and lets them storm the neighborhood every Tuesday.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Iveolra was creating an Adamantine Dragon, but it broke its chains and escaped the water tank.

[Iveolra]

Long_Before_Sunrise stole all the cookies and threw them in the challenger deep.

[catstaff]

Iveolra framed Long_Before_Sunrise because they actually stole the cookies and fed them to their cats.

[Edenello]

Catstaff doesn't like to party.

[Lagie]

Edenello hates toast.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

˙pǝsɹǝʌǝɹ sı ǝʌɹǝu ɔıʇdo ɹǝɥ ǝsnɐɔǝq uʍop ǝpısdn sǝʇıɹʍ ǝıƃɐ˥

[Iveolra]

Long_Before_Sunrise can summon frogs.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Iveolra shows off the loot from her heist.

[lou-meow]

Long_Before_Sunrise is actually Elvis Presley.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lou-meow was the one who dumped the reanimated mummy of Imhotep at the old folk's home.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is King Tut reincarnated.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie used to be Cleopatra's manicurist.