Posted December 22, 2011 "Now I will never share my cheesecake with you, for that was the antidote all along" Share this post Link to post
Posted December 27, 2011 "Hey, watch this!" "You just lost The Game!" "Goodbye world..." "Peace out, suckers!" "Mm, that was some goooood pie~" "Oh god... Are those... Angry Birds? I KNEW they were real! Run! THEY HAVE CATAPULTS!" "Hm... Is this a warzone, or just an insane place?" *explodes* "AK-47 pwns you" *shot* "Sweet shotgun, bro." "Nice lion... NIIIIIICE lion..." Share this post Link to post
Posted December 27, 2011 "Nice lion... NIIIIIICE lion..." I lol'd at this. A lot. And, I'm changing mine. I hope my last words are: "No! You can not has my brainssssss!!!" Share this post Link to post
Posted December 28, 2011 (edited) SAVE ME, BARRY! Because if I was Nathan from Misfits, then I'd be immortal, so I wouldn't die anyway. <-- spoiler for anyone planning to watch Misfits. Edited December 28, 2011 by StormWizard212 Share this post Link to post
Posted December 28, 2011 You utter coward! A child could do this! This is not dangerous at all. See? This is not dan- Share this post Link to post
Posted December 29, 2011 "Wait... I haven't completed.... that video game..." "StarClan? Is that you?" "Tell Katrina... she was my best friend.... and that Jeremy still owes me money...." "I knew I shouldn't have ate the pudding that expired on June 15, 1984...." "Wait! I still haven't rode a unicorn down a double rainbow!" Share this post Link to post
Posted January 21, 2012 "I've always hated you... I've always hated you the most. Bleargh." Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 "I'm going to haunt you all FOREVER!" mostly just cuase Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 "Final words? Hah! Real men die silently... DON'T MAKE ME HURT!!!" Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 I buried the $10,000,000 behind the... LOL I got a chuckle out of that. If a family member was around, "That kid lied to me, that bus didn't give me one million dollars..." *Points at the kid then dies* Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 "Nothing's gonna happen." That's a line I keep repeating to my family and friends whenever they start harping on things like my tendency to leave doors unlocked, stove fires burning (even without cookware on top), jaywalking across highways en route to the campus and so on ;; Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 "Damn that chainsaw bunny..." I know that when I'm around 66, I'm going to be killed by a chainsaw bunny with a carrot on its head. I swear! Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 "We've taken care of everything, the words you hear and the songs you sing! The pictures that- *Backstabbed because my singing is just that horrible* x_x;" "So I'm dying? ... Feed my neopets for me, will you? *Die*" "OW! WHAT THE YOU !! !!!!" "I guess dragons really DO like human flesh.." Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2012 If I have some deadly disease: "PANDEMIC TWOOOOOOO!" this cracked me up. I dont really know what my last words would be though.. I had this dream when I was in the hospital and the last thing I remember was that everything was blurry and I asked the doctor "why the f##k do you wear two pairs of glasses" Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2012 I would probebly say tell so and so that I love him. But other wise I'm not sure. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 8, 2012 I thought I was gonna die a few weeks ago, don't worry I'm fine now. This is what I said before I slept "Oh wow. The cake is a lie and I lost the freaking game" Take a guess where I got the "Oh wow" part Share this post Link to post
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