Posted August 5, 2012 (edited) here lies [insertnamehere], his first holiday or not dead just sleeping if i come back as a bird i'm going to s**t on you all....... Edited August 7, 2012 by teslakana Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2012 "I'm just saying, if I somehow become a ghost, I'll come back for you" Or if I'm killing myself "Goodbye world and all who inhabit it" or "Kay thanks bye peace out" Share this post Link to post
Posted August 9, 2012 just thought of a new one if i return as a ghost i'm going to haunt the f*** out of you al l Share this post Link to post
Posted October 12, 2012 *Nothing* If I die after everyone important to me dies passes away. "I'm sorry," If I die before everyone important to me dies passes away. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 13, 2012 according to this my famous last words are "nice doggy." ... Well that's great Share this post Link to post
Posted October 14, 2012 according to this my famous last words are "nice doggy." ... Well that's great "Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored." ...Seems like me, actually. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 14, 2012 (edited) I think I'd say... "THAT'S MEAN!"<- in the case of me being stabbed "Not just yet! I didn't get my new release dragon yet! Five more refreshes!"<- in the case of dying during a dragon release "I'm hungry."<- dying before breakfast Edit: Laser tag one time.... My friend got me and I screamed, "THAT'S MEAN!!" Before falling dead, alerting everyone to his presence. Edited October 14, 2012 by cheese456 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 14, 2012 "Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored." ...Seems like me, actually. Better last words than "nice doggy." Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2012 "I hid a million dollars in the... *gasps* *dies*" Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2012 "I don't understand what could possibly go wrong with this." Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2012 according to this my famous last words are "nice doggy." ... Well that's great I was also "nice doggy". Maybe it's meant to be ironic, since the dog it shows is hideous. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2012 Bullets that go up, must come down. In the news there was a story about how at a forth of july festival a husband left his wife to get something, and when he came back she was on the ground dead with a bullet in her head from someone shooting a bullet into the air and it falling back down and killing her. Mythbusters did quite an interesting look at that. See summary. Hell of a lot of variables in it. Shooting dead straight up won't cause falling bullets to kill, but shooting dead-straight up is quite difficult and if you've shot at and angle you have a bullet on a trajectory and not falling at terminal velocity. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2012 this may not be mine but it is funny V "Look ma, i'm road kill" Share this post Link to post
Posted December 13, 2012 (edited) Don't forget to take care of my (insert an animal here). Tell them I'm going to Heaven. Thank you. Edited April 15, 2013 by Slytherin7 Share this post Link to post
Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) If I was going to be hit by a train,"I like trains" would be mah last words. Firey Volcano Death: Why is it so hot in h-" "GOODBYE CRUEL WOR-" i would've died trying to shout a Greybeard. Flying fail:" I BELIEVE I CAN F-" "Critical error..." "Shutting down..." Freindly Fire:"Hey, It's m-" "Hey ma, I chopped my head off!" Edit by kiffren: posts merged into one. Edited December 14, 2012 by kiffren Share this post Link to post
Posted December 14, 2012 (edited) There is no need to post more than once in a row. If you want to add more, edit your previous post. Edited December 14, 2012 by kiffren Share this post Link to post
Posted December 18, 2012 Well, jokingly "THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!" or "I SHOULDN'T HAVE DUG STRAIGHT DOWN!!!" But seriously it would be "I only regret living by everyone else's standards, and not my own." Share this post Link to post
Posted December 18, 2012 I think it would be something to the effect of... "Dang well hold onto your hats folks this might hurt a bit."... Just before we crash... However having been with folk who've died more often than not no word is said at all. Share this post Link to post
Posted December 18, 2012 "See ya soon >" -for an enemy "Tell people you don't like, that I'll giv'em for ya!" -for my friends "Bury me with something armadillo" -for everyone else Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2012 "I should have turned left at Albuquerque" maybe that or some kind of D&D reference. Hmm if I know I'm on my death bed I might just do something weird, along the lines of ... "Oh so it's my time Jesus ... I do have one question ... So all the religions of the world got it wrong? ... I see ... heh ... funny" then blargh i die, all control of body is lost and yeah... Share this post Link to post
Posted December 21, 2012 It would probably be something like: "Aw I lost The Game..." Share this post Link to post
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