Posted August 16, 2011 *Pulls pin on grenade* "Hey! This avocado gave me a ring!" Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2011 If I am.... On Fire: "I'm probz gonna die now. Got it memorized?" Drowning: "Dance, water, da- *glub glub*" Share this post Link to post
Posted August 16, 2011 "Come here... Closer... Closer... Closer.... *Flips off*" "Don't... touch... my... car..." "Oooh, what does this button do?" "Wait don- *blows up" Oh, and my favorite, "Make sure they play the Ding Dong Song at my funeral" <--- Ding Dong Song Share this post Link to post
Posted August 17, 2011 "I left one billion dollars in the..." Genius, just genius. "Wait! Who's gonna take care of Overtoasted Marshamllow?!" Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 At computer:"GLADoS is a girl?!?" *dies of shock*' Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 "The cure for cancer is..." Woah, that is evil. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 Soooo... It's black to red and red to black right? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 In zoidberg's voice: Oh wait, this isn't Mountain Dew! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 "No seriously, I've done it before watch..." "I wonder..." "Can this thing go over 125?" "No it's definitely unloaded, look..." "Bear? Shut up dude there isn't a bear behi-..." "No dude swivel chairs are completely safe for changing light bulbs." "Can I have a turn?" "How high can it go?" Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2011 I gotta stay classic, it what I said when I almost died before ^^ "Et tu brute" Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) "OH MY GOD I JUST CAUGHT A CB STRIPE-" or "No it's totally okay, I'm positive I shut off the electricity in here" Edited September 22, 2011 by Trikonasana Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) "Damn... it can't... end like this..." hopefully the last thing i see is either rain (i love rain) or a crystal clear sky or "Stand the hell up... idiot... " Edited September 22, 2011 by LostSoulGenesis Share this post Link to post
Posted September 23, 2011 "This window is made of plexiglass, which means it's shatter proof!" Share this post Link to post
Posted September 23, 2011 (edited) "Oh! Look! A cliff! I doubt it's dangerous *jumps off* Fweeeeee!" -Jumping off a cliff "God, stop giving me lemons. I can't make a million glasses of lemonade" -Drowning in lemons, or pelted with 'em. "That thing looks pointy" -Getting stabbed to death. "This... This is incredible! It feels war- AHHH!" -Burnt by fire. "FOR JACK SPARROW!" -Dying 'caz I'm a pirate. "T-tell Jack Sparrow... Now, this is really important..." ... Awkward silence "He wears too much mascara" "And tell Johny Depp he does the same" -Any else death. Edited September 23, 2011 by DragonGirl10188 Share this post Link to post
Posted September 23, 2011 "If I die... make me into a penguin. I like penguins... ; ^ ;" Those were the last words of a very odd character in a movie. So inspiring. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 23, 2011 xP. "If I die... turn me into a character from Pirates of the Caribean x.x. Elizabeth, I like her" OR "If I die... turn me into Johnny Depp. I can stop his mascara frenzy of frenziness." OR "If I die... turn me into a cookie with marshmallows inside. I like cookies and marshmallows." Share this post Link to post
Posted September 24, 2011 "So you really think that this is going to work?" Share this post Link to post
