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If I am....

On Fire: "I'm probz gonna die now. Got it memorized?"

Drowning: "Dance, water, da- *glub glub*"

 

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"Come here... Closer... Closer... Closer.... *Flips off*"

 

"Don't... touch... my... car..."

 

"Oooh, what does this button do?"

 

"Wait don- *blows up"

 

Oh, and my favorite,

 

"Make sure they play the Ding Dong Song at my funeral"

<--- Ding Dong Song

 

 

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"I left one billion dollars in the..."

Genius, just genius.

"Wait! Who's gonna take care of Overtoasted Marshamllow?!"

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"No seriously, I've done it before watch..."

 

 

"I wonder..."

 

 

"Can this thing go over 125?"

 

 

"No it's definitely unloaded, look..."

 

 

"Bear? Shut up dude there isn't a bear behi-..."

 

 

"No dude swivel chairs are completely safe for changing light bulbs."

 

 

"Can I have a turn?"

 

 

"How high can it go?"

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I gotta stay classic, it what I said when I almost died before ^^

 

"Et tu brute"

 

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"OH MY GOD I JUST CAUGHT A CB STRIPE-"

 

or

 

"No it's totally okay, I'm positive I shut off the electricity in here"

Edited by Trikonasana

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"Damn... it can't... end like this..."

 

hopefully the last thing i see is either rain (i love rain) or a crystal clear sky

 

 

or

 

"Stand the hell up... idiot... "

Edited by LostSoulGenesis

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"Oh! Look! A cliff! I doubt it's dangerous *jumps off* Fweeeeee!" -Jumping off a cliff

 

"God, stop giving me lemons. I can't make a million glasses of lemonade" -Drowning in lemons, or pelted with 'em.

 

"That thing looks pointy" -Getting stabbed to death.

 

"This... This is incredible! It feels war- AHHH!" -Burnt by fire.

 

"FOR JACK SPARROW!" -Dying 'caz I'm a pirate.

 

"T-tell Jack Sparrow... Now, this is really important..." ... Awkward silence "He wears too much mascara" "And tell Johny Depp he does the same" -Any else death.

Edited by DragonGirl10188

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"If I die... make me into a penguin. I like penguins... ; ^ ;"

 

Those were the last words of a very odd character in a movie. So inspiring.

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xP.

 

"If I die... turn me into a character from Pirates of the Caribean x.x. Elizabeth, I like her"

 

OR

 

"If I die... turn me into Johnny Depp. I can stop his mascara frenzy of frenziness."

 

OR

 

"If I die... turn me into a cookie with marshmallows inside. I like cookies and marshmallows."

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