Give the person above a weapon!

[Darien]

I give you a Colt 1911 A...

[popcorncat11]

I give you a radioactive spider. Do with it what you will, but remember how Spiderman turned out.

[Hazel360]

I give you a Luna-P Ball *gets smacked in the face by Chibiusa*

[MetalDragon]

I give you a bazooka that fires rainbows

[WaterScorpion]

I shall give you a set of senbon. go forth and be a ninja XP //shot

[Hazel360]

I give you... A bunch of crazed Directioners.

[WaterScorpion]

I'll give you.....another goomy! Kill people w/ their squishy dragony cuteness

[Firecatx]

I will give you a Chickpion gun!

Shoot out a mutation of scorpions and chickens with your mind!

[Hazel360]

Take this angry Akita Neru. Imagine when she sees her phone bills...

[20mia08]

Have a Hairdryer and give it so someone while plugging it in while it's in water!

[Hazel360]

I give you... A llama. Take care of it; it may serve you well if used properly.

[WaterScorpion]

I shall give you Vogon poetry; make sure not to read it yourself, just pass it along =w=

[Darien]

And I give you a landmine...

[Ioanna]

I will give you a scythe.

[WaterScorpion]

I shall give you a wand

[Daydreamdragon]

Shurikens for you.

[WaterScorpion]

I shall give you a booger blaster, slime all your friends

[MetalDragon]

You shall receive a Death Note, enjoy killing just about anyone you want dead.

[DustyBelle]

You have been given a claw of Death. One touch of this metal dragon's claw and any lying foe will be killed.

[Hazel360]

Here, take this empty beer bottle. Smash it on your enemie's head, sit back and watch.

[DustyBelle]

Thanks, Hazel. The last time I did that the blood flowed freely down the idjit's face.

 

I gift you with the wand of stillness/ it causes instant paralysis when the wand tip is aimed at one.

[teslakana]

i bequeath to the the dawnbreaker from Skyrim

dawnbreaker

[Dream_Dragon]

I give you...

 

...THE FORK OF TRUTH! Stab someone in the eye with it.

[DragonGirl10188]

Have this amazing weapon.

[Ioanna]

A scythe.