Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) a stick with a potato at the end of it Edited September 3, 2013 by 0023567467 Share this post Link to post
Posted September 3, 2013 (edited) I'm a roleplayer, so I give you - a set of dice ! Just loved the Book and Chuck Norris, by the way. Edited September 3, 2013 by Lantean_Pegasus Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2013 I give you...A MORBIDLY-OBESE-BLUE-WHALE-ON-A-CHAIN!!! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2013 a stick with a potato at the end of it And I shall call it... Herr stick. Also, to the person above me, I give you almonds. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2013 I give you a cellphone, that you may talk the ears off all who challenge you. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 4, 2013 I give you...My mother! She'll beat your enemies to death with a belt! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 I give you whipped cream. Use it to suffocate your enemies. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 I give you POOF PYGMIES! Kill 'em with cuteness. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 I give you a paper mache sword, give your enemies nasty paper cuts. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 I give you...A jar of critical hits! Use it wisely. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 *Snaps the whip she was given earlier* I give you FIREY DRAGON BREATH. It's super-effective! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 Thank you for your wonderful gift! *Hands over the LEGENDARY-HANDKERCHIEF-OF-MASS-DESTRUCTION* Share this post Link to post
Posted September 11, 2013 *Keeps it secret. Keeps it safe.* I bequeath to you my Mallet, mostly for use on misbehaving students and stubborn printers. Use it well. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 12, 2013 I give you... A sword that sings Justin Bieber songs!! Now you can ruin your enemy's lives, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 12, 2013 I gives you a poisonous, auto-reforming bacon sword! Enemies will eat it and die of poision. *Tip Try not to eat it yourself. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 12, 2013 I present you... a feather duster. Use it wisely. Share this post Link to post
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