Give the person above a weapon!

[Hazel360]

I give you an enraged donkey.

[Jass]

I'll give you Kyubey from Madoka Magica! Grant a wish to become a magical girl now!

[Hazel360]

Oh, thank you very much!

*Looks for something nice to give in return*

I give you...Saint Tail! You'll never have to worry about thieves again.

Edited September 17, 2013 by Hazel360

[DragonKami]

I give you... Godzilla!!! If you know what that is.

[Hazel360]

I give you... A Gun loaded with lipstick-bullets. Embarass your enemies to death!

[Darien]

gives you a big sword...

[Jass]

I give you the powers to time travel despite you being my enemy!

[Darien]

I give you my trusty bazooka...

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I shall give you.... THE WABBAJACK! A staff that has a random effect, let it be turning your enemy into a Sweetroll/Rabbit/Chicken, or a big explosion, or even heal your enemies!

[StarLaDragon]

I give you...

 

 

a pet Dropbear!

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give you.... Immortality

Edited October 23, 2013 by Happy_Mask_Saleswoman

[DustyBelle]

I give you the Slingshot of Truth.

[Darien]

I will give too you a M1A1 Abrams...

[Firecatx]

I will give you the ultimate staff of light

[Hazel360]

I give you... A SHARK!

[Darien]

I gives too you the rubber chicken of doom!...

[DarkShinyLugia]

I grant thee the Nail Board of the Apocalypse.

[Hazel360]

I give you... A BASS CANNON!

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

I give you.... A Pirate Ship

[DustyBelle]

I give you a ... n angry spitting cat with claws.

[hgfggg]

Do you really need a Saturn V with a nuclear warhead? Ok, fine.

[dustpuppy]

I give you a sword... no, not a sword, something mightier. I give you a pen.

[Hazel360]

I give you... Slenderman.

[Oasis]

I give you an explosive candy bar

[Hazel360]

Take this, erm, potato of doom.