Give the person above a weapon!

[Darien]

Here try this RPK...

[Jass]

Here, a kitchen knife.

[WaterScorpion]

hurray! just what i wanted

 

Here's a bazook- oh, you have one already...

hmm......here, have a red matter explosive //shot

[Oasis]

Have a facebook account. Use it to internet-bully people to death

 

(sorry, we had to listen to the 10,000th presentation on anti-bullying today, and I felt like it so..)

[WaterScorpion]

Here, have a pogo hammer

[Jass]

Here, a dragon!~

[James1011]

Take this Plasma Rocket Launcher.

 

No longer do you have to choose from frying things with plasma and blowing things up!

[sparkle10184]

Here's a super-powered marshmallow gun!

[LibbyLishly]

Have a fire-breathing koala!

[shibathedragon]

Have an ice breathing wallaby!

[Darien]

I give you a 20 year old can of spam...

[WaterScorpion]

I give you nail clippers....hey, they can be deadly

//shot

[na82008]

here, you can have an erase anything button.

 

 

[WaterScorpion]

I shall give you a rapier wit.

[20mia08]

I'll give you a pen, you could stab someone's eyes out with it.

[WaterScorpion]

I give you an Arceus. Go cause mayhem.

[Darien]

I give you an M-60, have fun...

[Jass]

I give you a rifle.

[WaterScorpion]

I give you explosive ninja stars.

[Darien]

And I give you a landmine...

[WaterScorpion]

i shall give u a water balloon.......filled w/ glue |D

[Darien]

And I'll give too you my Sherman tank...

[Pyrowings]

Here's a bow that can shoot lightning.

[Htt71]

I give you, heartburn! Defeat your foes with a fiery heart from a life of bad choices! That was such a horrible joke... I'm sorry.

[WaterScorpion]

I give you a boom box......with no off button and lack of volume control (but set to the max). Deafen everyone to death.