Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Oh that's just Smiley Sam, don't mind him~

 

Waiter, there's a roll of duct tape in my soup.

[Mirhana]

Ductape fixes everything, but apparently not this chef's cooking.

 

Waiter, there's a toothbrush in my soup!

 

 

[Denwayasha]

Yes, the chef's parents are dentists and they're trying to spread the word about good oral hygiene habits.

 

Waiter, there's a box of matches in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That was the chef's idea, if your soup starts to get cold, just set it on fire.

 

Waiter, there's a magazine in my soup.

[Mirhana]

Just some light reading to help with the heavy meal.

 

Waiter, there's a glove in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Muhammad Ali has been looking for that glove.

 

Waiter, there's an Eiffel Tower in my soup.

[Mirhana]

I didn't know we served bowls that large! o_O

 

Waiter, there's a kitten in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

I've been looking all over for him, let me put him back in his box with his 12 brothers and sisters, and don't worry, he just left a little cat hair in your bowl.

 

Waiter, there's a Mack truck in my soup.

[Dorchadas]

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. It was supposed to be Ford.

 

Waiter, there are JENOVA cells in my soup!

[Mirhana]

There are... What? I have no idea what these are or how they got in your soup. It looks unhealthy though, I'll get you another bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there's a fluffy chick in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

We do advertise that our chicken soup is always made fresh~

 

Waiter, there's green slime in my soup!

[TreasureLooter]

Um, ma'am...that is the soup.

 

Waiter, there's a mirror in my soup!

Edited October 6, 2015 by TreasureLooter

[Denwayasha]

Whoops, that belongs to the beauty parlor next door!

 

Waiter, there's a scarecrow in my soup!

[solarflare3000]

He thought that our alphabet soup would give him a brain. Silly Scarecrow!

 

Waiter, there's an algebra book in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

That's our Back-to-School Soup Special! Each meal comes with a homework assignment~ It's due next Tuesday.

 

Waiter, there's a phoenix in my soup.

[Naraku]

Oh my, you've witnessed the rare reincarnation of the phoenix! Our soup must be blazing hot, but I promise you it's fresh. Ah, I'll be taking the bird back. Sorry.

 

Waiter, there is a... this thingy in my soup!

Edited October 7, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Denwayasha]

What thingy? This thingy? That's supposed to be in there.

 

Waiter, there's a fancy fountain pen in my soup.

[sailing101]

Our soup is inspiring isn't it? This is for anyone who forgot to bring their own writing materials.

 

Waiter, you're in my soup.

[Windra]

I apologize, sir; just going for a bit of a swim. Care to join me?

 

Waiter, there's a KRAKEN in my soup!!

[sailing101]

Oh, did you order the leviathan instead of the Kraken? My mistake.

 

[Denwayasha]

We don't serve tea here, sir, so I don't know where that came from. o_O

 

Waiter, there's a laptop in my soup!

[Dorchadas]

*Steals it* Hahahaha, I have no clue what you're talking about, ma'am.

 

Waiter, there's a tardis in my soup!

[sailing101]

Oh dear, It shrunk again. Is there a miss Clara in the restaurant?

 

Waiter, there's a red leaf pikmin in my soup.

[Dorchadas]

*FALCON... PAUNCH!!!!!!*

That should take care of it.

 

Waiter, there's Neo Bahamut in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

I sent the Dragon King back to his wife, she was looking for him, I don't know why he tried to hide in your bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there's a bag of Doritos in my soup.