Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[SkyraTwilight812]

You'll have to pay extra for that!

 

Waiter, there's a bottle of disinfectant in my soup!

[Path Light]

Ewwwww... *Vomits*

Waiter, there is diarrhea in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Many pardons sir! *tries not to thow up as another waiter takes the soup away*

 

Waiter, there is a can of sodapop in my soup!

[Cavedragon49990]

Why are you complaining? Drink it!

 

Waiterrrr! There's a nyoom in my soup. D:

[Path Light]

What is that?

Waiter, there is a goozim in my soup!

[Shadoe666]

Stick it in a cage.

 

Waiter! There is a gold egg in my soup!

[dragonfinder34]

Eat it, it's very nutritious. Lots of iron.

 

Waiter, I've fell in my soup!

[Cavedragon49990]

Use correct grammar! You have FALLEN in your soup, and I won't help you until you correct your grammar.

 

Waiter, there's a freaking file cabinet in my soup. I did not sign up nor pay for this!

[PrinceVertigo]

Many apologies, madam. I'll have the kitchen file it under S, for stupidly prepared soup.

 

Server-person! There's a playstation4 in my soup!

[Lindy]

Clean it out and take it home then! Try not to get sucked into whatever game you play on it!

 

Waiter! I am in my soup!

[SUP3RSPAWN3R]

Then get out of your soup and drink it!

 

Waiter, there's a hydrogen bomb in my soup!

[Qwackie]

Sorry sir, would you like the atom bomb instead?

 

WAAAAAITER there's a severed limb in my soup. Again.

[Bunnybrine]

Eat it. Its a chicken limb

Waiter, theres a block of rotting wood in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Ah yes, you did order the Mahogany Special, right?

 

Waiter! There's a pickle in my soup!

[dragonfinder34]

You ordered the hamburger soup, right?

 

Waiter, there is a pot in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Yes, didn't you order the DIY soup? Make it yourself.

 

Waiter, there's a fox in my soup!

[Shadoe666]

Well, tell us, what did it say?

 

WAITER! TJ coded my soup like a .png (aka nothing moves)

[Denwayasha]

*rewrites the code to make it a .gif*

 

Waiter, there isn't anything in my soup! It's an empty bowl!

[Shadoe666]

No worries, it's just invisible, very light, not wet soup.

 

Waiter! There is a whiny kid in my soup!

[Wolf_of_frost]

Go get its mother

 

Waiter there's a fork in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry, we ran out of spoons...

 

Waiter, there is alfalfa hay in my soup!

[butterfly waffles]

Eat it, I'm pretty sure it won't kill you.

 

Waiter there's a complete collection of Steven King novels in my soup!

[MessengerDragon]

Sorry, that was the bookworm's order.

 

Waiter, there's a cute and fluffy in my soup! Can I keep it?

[Path Light]

You can

Waiter, there is and in my soup!

[MessengerDragon]

The're not in your soup, that's the drawings on the bowl.

 

Waiter, there's some crunchy grass in my soup!